to the Master of the game
that caption used just read Master and Commander just to incite more hate....
im mad at talk radio, them niccas was providing concessions all day yesterday, they know they would have been partying like shiet if Mittens won..
so I hit up Superficial for some more ether...
The Black Guys Still The President Exactly Like Effeminate People Who Know Math Predicted
Thanks in no small part to Jon Hamms penis stumping in Colorado, Barack Obama and his Chicago-style politics were run out of town last night by the American public, except no wait, they werent. He was re-elected president to a resounding symphony of white butthurt. So if youre a Republican who actually thought this was going to turn out differently, here are a few pointers for your party going forward:
1. Minorities and women can vote. I know you just assumed their masters would keep them at home, but somehow they escaped and voted against you, so maybe not shyt all over them next election. Theyre very crafty.
2. Math wins every time. Even if you call people who use it a fakkit, Dean Chambers, you fukking moron, it still exists in this place called reality where facts live. You should visit sometime.
3. Stop saying things like failed social experiment, or at least have the balls to say what you really mean which is, This is what happens when you let a ****** be president. Also, for the record, what happens is he wins the popular vote again because Americans like his policies and white men are the minority now. (On that note, prepare your women for the harvesting. A local member of The New Black Panthers will be by to explain.)
4. Distance yourself from FOX News, Donald Trump and pretty much anyone who thinks rape babies are a gift from God unless he gives you a different gift in the form of a magic secretion that shuts the whole thing down.
5. Mitt Romney didnt lose because his campaign was too classy, he lost because America actually got a glimpse of his true form, and it hates 47% of the population for having the audacity to be poor. Youd just assume thatd be a winning strategy, I know.
All that said, congratulations to Chris Christie in 2016. Because if theres one thing Americans excel at, its voter apathy after four years of economic prosperity. USA!
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If Republicans want to blame anyone for what happened tonight, blame your party for letting Mitt Romney buy the nomination and completely forgetting that women have had the right to vote for a century now, so maybe stop trying to shove laws into their vaginas. Regardless, you can finally stop pretending to be jazzed about a Mormom replicant engineered to flip-flop on a dime and rest comfortably knowing that four more years of improvement will lead to increased voter apathy that will usher Chris Christie right the fukk through the White House doors. Welcome to the American political cycle.
(Third party voters, you're free to explode your heads now.)