TheGodling
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Are we sure they're not just puking because of how shytty the movie is? I know wack-ass Beowulf had me about ready to throw up all over my seat.
Robert Zemeckis 'The Walk' (JGL)
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Are we sure they're not just puking because of how shytty the movie is? I know wack-ass Beowulf had me about ready to throw up all over my seat.
Show live action Zemeckis some respectAre we sure they're not just puking because of how shytty the movie is? I know wack-ass Beowulf had me about ready to throw up all over my seat.
Alright, lets name his best live action flicks. Off the top my head, I got the three back to the future movies, who framed roger rabbit since it's still part live action, romancing the stone, Cast Away and I guess I have to include Gump, my feelings of the movie aside.
I can't tell if this is pro or anti Zemeckis. I liked Flight too.
I was just championing the theatrical experience
I'm in the middle on him. I thought Flight was cool but not great. I'm just very middle of the road with his flicks. I think his best work is years ago but he can still do his thing every now and then. hopefully this one is an every now and then
TheGodling
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Pretty much, except I thought Flight wasn't even 'cool' like that to be frank.
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was more the actors than the film, imo.
I didnt even realize that was jgl when i saw the trailera on tv 
Movie looks meh to me. Guy walks on wire across buildings for reasons. Insert generic drama story lines.
Movie looks meh to me. Guy walks on wire across buildings for reasons. Insert generic drama story lines.
yeah it looks wack, we movie lovers but i aint goin to see this, i'll wait for it to hit FX
TheGodling
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Movie was 
with a side of . The women in the audience seemed more impressed with it, and one dude actually tried to get a fukking applause going like that shyt was gonna fly, so I guess some people liked it. 'Some people' also being a description of how many people were in the theater, because shyt was maybe a quarter full at best, and this was a 9:30pm showing on Friday. I guess nobody is really fukking with it.
Anyway, the biggest problem is that there's no character arc and what little "conflict" Zemeckis tries to add to the story is non-existent. shyt just happens. Dude meets like five people in a row who all join him after having a single 30 second conversation with them. Meanwhile the dialogs keeps awkwardly skipping between French and English as they keep explaining over and over it's because he's in France but is practicing his English because he wants to go to New York and it just feels so unnecessary. But not even as unnecessary as the awkward voice-over which does nothing for the movie except add an intolerable sense of self-indulgence to the whole affair. Meanwhile Zemeckis keeps mistaking style for substance so by the fiftieth time he found a unique way to have a shot of JGL drawing an imaginary/if not actual wire between two objects you're wondering why the fukk you're still watching.
I guess for the 'incredible must-see-in-3D experience' of him walking the wire, except that experience is pretty much void of any suspense and left me wondering if @FlyRy has really become that bad at recognizing the blaring mediocrity of a movie through its average-ass unimpressive trailers? That answer is 'Yes' apparently.
with a side of . The women in the audience seemed more impressed with it, and one dude actually tried to get a fukking applause going like that shyt was gonna fly, so I guess some people liked it. 'Some people' also being a description of how many people were in the theater, because shyt was maybe a quarter full at best, and this was a 9:30pm showing on Friday. I guess nobody is really fukking with it.Anyway, the biggest problem is that there's no character arc and what little "conflict" Zemeckis tries to add to the story is non-existent. shyt just happens. Dude meets like five people in a row who all join him after having a single 30 second conversation with them. Meanwhile the dialogs keeps awkwardly skipping between French and English as they keep explaining over and over it's because he's in France but is practicing his English because he wants to go to New York and it just feels so unnecessary. But not even as unnecessary as the awkward voice-over which does nothing for the movie except add an intolerable sense of self-indulgence to the whole affair. Meanwhile Zemeckis keeps mistaking style for substance so by the fiftieth time he found a unique way to have a shot of JGL drawing an imaginary/if not actual wire between two objects you're wondering why the fukk you're still watching.
I guess for the 'incredible must-see-in-3D experience' of him walking the wire, except that experience is pretty much void of any suspense and left me wondering if @FlyRy has really become that bad at recognizing the blaring mediocrity of a movie through its average-ass unimpressive trailers? That answer is 'Yes' apparently.
Im gonna miss out on a lot of crack getting married and honeymooning breh. I might catch crimson peak overseas though. Del toro better deliverMovie was
Anyway, the biggest problem is that there's no character arc and what little "conflict" Zemeckis tries to add to the story is non-existent. shyt just happens. Dude meets like five people in a row who all join him after having a single 30 second conversation with them. Meanwhile the dialogs keeps awkwardly skipping between French and English as they keep explaining over and over it's because he's in France but is practicing his English because he wants to go to New York and it just feels so unnecessary. But not even as unnecessary as the awkward voice-over which does nothing for the movie except add an intolerable sense of self-indulgence to the whole affair. Meanwhile Zemeckis keeps mistaking style for substance so by the fiftieth time he found a unique way to have a shot of JGL drawing an imaginary/if not actual wire between two objects you're wondering why the fukk you're still watching.
I guess for the 'incredible must-see-in-3D experience' of him walking the wire, except that experience is pretty much void of any suspense and left me wondering if @FlyRy has really become that bad at recognizing the blaring mediocrity of a movie through its average-ass unimpressive trailers? That answer is 'Yes' apparently.
I had flashbacks to MamaThose CGI creature effects got mealready
will you run across the border mama?