Hulk Hogan
THE HULKSTER BROTHER
I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE DIALOGUE, BROTHER! I CONFUSED EUTHYPHRO WITH EPICURUS!
I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE DIALOGUE, BROTHER! I CONFUSED EUTHYPHRO WITH EPICURUS!
Tears on the mausoleum floor
Blood stains the Colosseum doors
Lies on the lips of a priest
Thanksgiving disguised as a feast
Rolling in Rolls Royce Corniche
Only the doctors got this, Im hiding from police
Cocaine seats, all white like I got the whole thing bleached
Drug dealer chic, Im wondering if a thugs prayers reach
Is Pious pious cause God loves pious?
Socrates asked whose bias do y'all seek?
All for Plato, screech
Im out here balling, I know y'all hear my sneaks
Jesus was a carpenter, Yeezy he laid beats
Hova flow the Holy Ghost, get the hell up out your seats, preach
Who does the Hulkster say his prayers to BROTHER?
THERE IS A HIGHER POWER, DUDE!
BROTHER IT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY 1. CONTROVERSIAL TO DESCRIBE THE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN DEITY AS AN AUTHORITARIAN WITH A MEAN STREAK, BROTHER! THE HULKSTER DOESN'T SEE WHY THAT'S STUCK IN YOUR CRAW!
2. AND IT MAY BE IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY OBJECTIVE MORALITY COMES FROM GOD, BUT CHRISTIANS DO MAKE THE ARGUMENT, DUUUDE!
3. YOU SEEM TO BE CONFUSED BY THE PREMISES OF THE ORIGINAL DILEMMA, BROTHER! EITHER GOD IS THE CREATOR OF RIGHT AND WRONG OR HE IS THE BEST KNOWER OF WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG! IN THE FIRST CASE, THIS MAKES MORALITY SUBJECT TO GOD'S WHIMS! IN THE SECOND, THIS MEANS MORALITY HAS A SOURCE OUTSIDE OF GOD! HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THAT MORE CLEARLY, BROTHER?