Hulk Hogan
THE HULKSTER BROTHER
WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING GENE, RECENTLY THE HULKSTER WAS HAVING AN ENLIGHTENING CONVERSATION WITH HIS PERSONAL FRIENDS SLY STALLONE AND STEVEN PINKER, BROTHER! SLY OF COURSE IS A FAMOUS CO-STAR OF THAT MOVIE I WAS IN, AND PINKER IS A PROFESSOR OF PSYCHOLOGY AT HARVARD, DUDE! SO WE WERE CHOPPING UP GOOD GAME ABOUT THE SUBJECT OF MORALITY AND PINKER DIRECTED ME TO AN ARTICLE HE WROTE:
HULKAMANIACS, THE HULKSTER INTERPRETS THE PROBLEM LIKE THIS, BROTHER:
IF GOD DECIDES WHAT RIGHT AND WRONG ARE, THEN RIGHT AND WRONG ARE SIMPLY THE WHIMS OF GOD, AND NOT OBJECTIVE AT ALL! THEY'RE SUBJECTIVE AND OF COURSE AUTHORITARIAN!
BUT IF GOD IS THE BEST KNOWER OF RIGHT AND WRONG, THEN RIGHT AND WRONG PRECEDED GOD! THEY COME FROM ANOTHER SOURCE, MEANING GOD DID NOT CREATE THEM!
THIS IS A DILEMMA FOR ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS OUT THERE WHO SAY THEIR PRAYERS BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR VITAMINS, BROTHER! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
*passes mic to stable mates*
http://www.templeton.org/belief/essays/pinker.pdfSteven Pinker said:It is true that science in the narrow sense cannot show what is right or wrong. But neither can appeals to God. Its not just that the traditional Judeo-Christian God endorsed genocide, slavery, rape, and the death penalty for trivial insults. Its that morality cannot be grounded in divine decree, not even in principle. Why did God deem some acts moral and others immoral? If he had no reason but divine whim, why should we take his commandments seriously? If he did have reasons, then why not appeal to those reasons directly?
HULKAMANIACS, THE HULKSTER INTERPRETS THE PROBLEM LIKE THIS, BROTHER:
IF GOD DECIDES WHAT RIGHT AND WRONG ARE, THEN RIGHT AND WRONG ARE SIMPLY THE WHIMS OF GOD, AND NOT OBJECTIVE AT ALL! THEY'RE SUBJECTIVE AND OF COURSE AUTHORITARIAN!
BUT IF GOD IS THE BEST KNOWER OF RIGHT AND WRONG, THEN RIGHT AND WRONG PRECEDED GOD! THEY COME FROM ANOTHER SOURCE, MEANING GOD DID NOT CREATE THEM!
THIS IS A DILEMMA FOR ALL THE LITTLE HULKSTERS OUT THERE WHO SAY THEIR PRAYERS BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR VITAMINS, BROTHER! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
*passes mic to stable mates*