Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[DatBoiHawk]

She also listed herself as mixed race.

bytch is mixed with Giraffe

 

[DatBoiHawk]

I swear...these bytches aint shyt,lol

bytch look like Tom Jackson on NFL countdown

 

[PortCityProphet]

Look at this nikka.

So my nikka bruce bruce finally shaved that beard huh. Must be trying to get into the acting game.

 

[Playa With Tha Passport]

Awwwwww fukk
THE_TRENDSETTAH: FOLLOW MY IG@dangerouslyaddictedboutique
My People My People

About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Oakland, California
Details
31 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Aquarius
Intent
THE_TRENDSETTAH wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Associates Degree
Personality
Fashionista
Profession
BOUTIQUE OWNER & MOTHER
I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e)
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No (you own a business, but no car )
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog

About Me


1.I STAY ALONE
2MY SON IS 11
3.SMOKER 420 FRIENDLY BUT SOCIAL DRINKER
4.DRAMAFREE
5.NOT LOOKING TO S#X
6.HATE TEXTING &(DON'T ASK ME WHY PLZ))
7.EXPLICIT TALK ON HERE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
8.I'M HELLA FUNNY LIKE TO CRACK JOKES AND LAUGH
9.LOOKING FOR A FEMALE BUSINESS BESTIE THAT HUSTLES HARD LIKE ME


****YOU****
1.MUST HAVE SOMETHING GOOD GOING FOR YOURSELF
2.IF YOUR OVER 400 POUNDS PLEASE SKIP ME (NOT INTO HUGE MEN)???
3.DON'T HAVE HELLA KIDS????????
4.MOBILE OR AT LEAST WILLING TO TRAVEL????????????????
5.IF YOU GOT EBROKA STAY AWAY FROM ME ????????
6.DRESS GOOD AS WELL AS GOOD HYGIENE LOL??????
7.NO BUMS
8.SENSE OF HUMOR
9.LIKE TO GO OUT????

LOOKING FOR SMOKING BUDDY AND A FEMALE BUSINESS PARTNER I HAVE A COUPLE SMALL BUSINESSES IN MIND SO PLEASE COME AT ME CORRECT OR DON'T COME AT ALL!!!????????????


Sooooo she's looking for a fukk buddy to smoke and open up a business with?

Sad part
There will.be guys in lines just to fukk her

 

[KinksandCoils]

Awwwwww fukk
THE_TRENDSETTAH: FOLLOW MY IG@dangerouslyaddictedboutique
My People My People

About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Oakland, California
Details
31 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Aquarius
Intent
THE_TRENDSETTAH wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Associates Degree
Personality
Fashionista
Profession
BOUTIQUE OWNER & MOTHER
I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e)
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No (you own a business, but no car )
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog

About Me


1.I STAY ALONE
2MY SON IS 11
3.SMOKER 420 FRIENDLY BUT SOCIAL DRINKER
4.DRAMAFREE
5.NOT LOOKING TO S#X
6.HATE TEXTING &(DON'T ASK ME WHY PLZ))
7.EXPLICIT TALK ON HERE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
8.I'M HELLA FUNNY LIKE TO CRACK JOKES AND LAUGH
9.LOOKING FOR A FEMALE BUSINESS BESTIE THAT HUSTLES HARD LIKE ME


****YOU****
1.MUST HAVE SOMETHING GOOD GOING FOR YOURSELF
2.IF YOUR OVER 400 POUNDS PLEASE SKIP ME (NOT INTO HUGE MEN)???
3.DON'T HAVE HELLA KIDS????????
4.MOBILE OR AT LEAST WILLING TO TRAVEL????????????????
5.IF YOU GOT EBROKA STAY AWAY FROM ME ????????
6.DRESS GOOD AS WELL AS GOOD HYGIENE LOL??????
7.NO BUMS
8.SENSE OF HUMOR
9.LIKE TO GO OUT????

LOOKING FOR SMOKING BUDDY AND A FEMALE BUSINESS PARTNER I HAVE A COUPLE SMALL BUSINESSES IN MIND SO PLEASE COME AT ME CORRECT OR DON'T COME AT ALL!!!????????????


Sooooo she's looking for a fukk buddy to smoke and open up a business with?

 

[Playa With Tha Passport]

Lol these profiles are ridiculous and I am a woman. I agree with most of you guys about these women's profiles. The men on pof are a little too aggressive for me. They get upset if I don't respond fast enough. Pof is crazy

Thats the thirsty nikka syndrome

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Awwwwww fukk
THE_TRENDSETTAH: FOLLOW MY IG@dangerouslyaddictedboutique
My People My People

About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Oakland, California
Details
31 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Black, Aquarius
Intent
THE_TRENDSETTAH wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Associates Degree
Personality
Fashionista
Profession
BOUTIQUE OWNER & MOTHER
I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e)
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No (you own a business, but no car )
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog

About Me


1.I STAY ALONE
2MY SON IS 11
3.SMOKER 420 FRIENDLY BUT SOCIAL DRINKER
4.DRAMAFREE
5.NOT LOOKING TO S#X
6.HATE TEXTING &(DON'T ASK ME WHY PLZ))
7.EXPLICIT TALK ON HERE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!!
8.I'M HELLA FUNNY LIKE TO CRACK JOKES AND LAUGH
9.LOOKING FOR A FEMALE BUSINESS BESTIE THAT HUSTLES HARD LIKE ME


****YOU****
1.MUST HAVE SOMETHING GOOD GOING FOR YOURSELF
2.IF YOUR OVER 400 POUNDS PLEASE SKIP ME (NOT INTO HUGE MEN)???
3.DON'T HAVE HELLA KIDS????????
4.MOBILE OR AT LEAST WILLING TO TRAVEL????????????????
5.IF YOU GOT EBROKA STAY AWAY FROM ME ????????
6.DRESS GOOD AS WELL AS GOOD HYGIENE LOL??????
7.NO BUMS
8.SENSE OF HUMOR
9.LIKE TO GO OUT????

LOOKING FOR SMOKING BUDDY AND A FEMALE BUSINESS PARTNER I HAVE A COUPLE SMALL BUSINESSES IN MIND SO PLEASE COME AT ME CORRECT OR DON'T COME AT ALL!!!????????????


Sooooo she's looking for a fukk buddy to smoke and open up a business with?

figures she from oakland

 

[beenz]

bytch look like Tom Jackson on NFL countdown

 

[KinksandCoils]

"NOT ATTRACTED TO SHORT, FAT, OR UGLY MEN"

frenchyer29 A real man

bish is a complete hit in the face lol.

she's ugly her damn self lol

 

[Bless't]

bytch look like Tom Jackson on NFL countdown

Dont disrespect TJ like that.

 

[MikelArteta]

should i still contribute and write reinscarf analysis breh on my mel kiper ish

 

[BlackMajik]

bytch look like Tom Jackson on NFL countdown

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

[Black]

I swear...these bytches aint shyt,lol

I hit this bytch up and told her she was fat her response

"Ok and An I don't really care what u have to say"

 

[Black]

@Pdiddy I didn't even respond to the other message this was the next one "Why do u text me that stupid text"

 

[↓R↑LYB]

About Me
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE PROFILE BEFORE REPLYING DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN A MALE PARTNER

My friends would describe as care-free, a good listener, fun-loving, and spontaneous. I'm POLY please note: THE MORE HONEST YOU ARE...THE BETTER...NO LIES, NO SECRETS

THIS IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN A MALE PARTNER...#3 IS NOT NECESSARY BUT PREFERRED:

1. He must be college-educated or in the process of earning a degree
2. He should be single or if you are poly be discrete
3. He must be Christian and involved in his church just as much as I am...and I am heavily involved at my church
4. He should be living on his own or has roommates
5. He must have his own vehicle
6. He must have a job and be a provider....that is biblical based


I'm looking for a long-term relationship that will lead to marriage. I want to be a wife and a mother.

Please feel free to send me a message anytime. I am also willing to exchange number so don't be shy about sending me the best number to connect you.

smartgirlswag3000 music, writing songs, writing poetry

Gotta be fukking kidding me

Ole girl looking line Reggie Fils-Aime