Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[The Don]

mUKieGOtbANdZ: looking for my other half
About
Smokes Often with Average body type
City
Montclair, New Jersey
Details
23 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race Capricorn with Black
Intent
mUKieGOtbANdZ is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
stripping and treating my nigha good



I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week)
Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Mukie Aka Ashliana
Stripper..im guyanese im kool outspoken but sensative loyal loving and im a ryder i got my own.spot money i just need mr right im spontanious capricorn favoriye color ever is pink...

First Date
I do got a slick mouth lol but yeah i lost my daddy and two brothers and im o% tolerence for bs ganes etc.. im not beat for bs im short as hell tho... 5'1 170 $uper thickkk.. hygien clean curly hair piercings tatts GUYANESE born there and moved to america at 9 i have cats that i adore im a amazing dancer and ready to retire and find my hubby im spoiled and its my way or the highway

Good God she needs a dictionary

 

[skeetsinternal]

ORGINAL PIC RIGHT HURR




Diamond033: Hi I'm Diamond
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
New york, New York
Details
33 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black Taurus with Black
Intent
Diamond033 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some college
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
Nurse & Dance

About Me
Single mother
Works
Looking to meet new people
Trying this site out

 

[IronFist]

gotta come back to this. got something for it.

 

[posterchild336]

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Diamond033: Hi I'm Diamond
About
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
New york, New York
Details
33 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black Taurus with Black
Intent
Diamond033 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some college
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
Nurse & Dance

About Me
Single mother
Works
Looking to meet new people
Trying this site out

These chicks always try to be slick by posing at an angle and holding the arm angled to hide the belly

 

[UpAndComing]

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[UpAndComing]

Caption:
"My profile picture is one of my fav pics of myself. I consider it a self portrait, and it should be respected as such. Flattery is fine, but it's not a sexual gesture. Thank You"

 

[kj614]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=82860982

 

[BlackMajik]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=82860982

 

[The5thLetter]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=82860982

Is this young chop?

 

[Black]

that look like a nikka

 

[mcellas]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=82860982

 

[Hi!]

im not even in the city I live

not trolling just using it for data purposes

its amazing when your in 30 how desperate these women are, like one asked me if im ready to settle down 3 msgs in

see how it inflates their ego?

your 26 tatted up with a kid, yet nikkaz are such simps for vagina they inflate her ego with teh hey beautiful how you doing bla bla

chick prob thinks shes a catch when 99% of nikkaz just see her as easy prey

This wisdom is why i'm proud to call this dude my father

 

[Hi!]

About
Non-smoker with Average body type

City
Chesapeake, Virginia

Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 0" (152cm), Presbyterian

Ethnicity
Black Aries with Black hair

Intent
Teirra Wants a relationship

Education
Some university

Personality
Straight Edge

Profession
Stay out my pockets!

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results

Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided

Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No

Pets No Pets

Eye Color Brown

Do you have a car? Yes

Do you have children? Yes

Longest Relationship Over 2 years

How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

Me: You may find a girl with a bigger butt, bigger boobs and maybe a Lil prettier but its gone to take a lot of those girls to equal this real woman!

I am not here to waste anyone's time and I don't want mine wasted either. If you are under 26, no job, no car and/or live with roommates then I am not the one for you. If your lips are black because you smoke so much weed then I am not the one for you. If you only have a high school diploma and not currently pursuing higher education then I am not the one for you. Either you are going to rise above the bar of mediocrity or you can step to the side and let a real man through! Oh and men over 40 don't bother. You might wanna go try Eharmony or something.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=57047993

10/10 smilie usage

 

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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=82860982

young chop on the beat