Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

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man i suppsed to leave the house 5 minutes ago but im watching this thread
man this was eye opening
 
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mUKieGOtbANdZ: looking for my other half
About
Smokes Often with Average body type:francis:
City
Montclair, New Jersey
Details
23 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race Capricorn with Black
Intent
mUKieGOtbANdZ is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
stripping and treating my nigha good:francis:



I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week)
Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Mukie Aka Ashliana
Stripper..:francis:im guyanese im kool outspoken but sensative loyal loving and im a ryder i got my own.spot money i just need mr right im spontanious capricorn favoriye color ever is pink...

First Date
I do got a slick mouth lol but yeah i lost my daddy and two brothers and im o% tolerence for bs ganes etc.. im not beat for bs im short as hell tho... 5'1 170 $uper thickkk.. hygien clean curly hair piercings tatts GUYANESE born there and moved to america at 9 i have cats that i adore im a amazing dancer and ready to retire and find my hubby im spoiled and its my way or the highway:mjlol::mjlol:
 

CodeBlaMeVi

I love not to know so I can know more...
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mUKieGOtbANdZ: looking for my other half
About
Smokes Often with Average body type:francis:
City
Montclair, New Jersey
Details
23 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race Capricorn with Black
Intent
mUKieGOtbANdZ is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
stripping and treating my nigha good:francis:



I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week)
Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Mukie Aka Ashliana
Stripper..:francis:im guyanese im kool outspoken but sensative loyal loving and im a ryder i got my own.spot money i just need mr right im spontanious capricorn favoriye color ever is pink...

First Date
I do got a slick mouth lol but yeah i lost my daddy and two brothers and im o% tolerence for bs ganes etc.. im not beat for bs im short as hell tho... 5'1 170 $uper thickkk.. hygien clean curly hair piercings tatts GUYANESE born there and moved to america at 9 i have cats that i adore im a amazing dancer and ready to retire and find my hubby im spoiled and its my way or the highway:mjlol::mjlol:
This chick is too disconnected from reality. The bold is some complete bull.

Retiring from stripping!?!?:mjlol:

Spoil fat chicks with b*stards!!! :mjcry::troll:
 

Vice Queen

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Swear to God, this is a true story.

Back in 2013, half a year after I left my crazy ass ex boyfriend, I ended up at a Plenty of Fish event with an at the time 42 year old woman out in Garden Grove, CA. Never mind the particulars of how I met this woman, just know I was there. Mind you, I don't have, and never had an account on there, so don't go looking for me.

I was the only black person there. Mad awkward, but I made the most of it and I had fun. Ended up meeting this older Mexican gentleman that took me out for a few months.

I'm only mad because the white broad left me to get dikked down. Thank baby Jesus I got home safely.
 

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Swear to God, this is a true story.

Back in 2013, half a year after I left my crazy ass ex boyfriend, I ended up at a Plenty of Fish event with an at the time 42 year old woman out in Garden Grove, CA. Never mind the particulars of how I met this woman, just know I was there. Mind you, I don't have, and never had an account on there, so don't go looking for me.

I was the only black person there. Mad awkward, but I made the most of it and I had fun. Ended up meeting this older Mexican gentleman that took me out for a few months.

I'm only mad because the white broad left me to get dikked down. Thank baby Jesus I got home safely.
u dont say :sas2:
 

blackestofpanthers

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Swear to God, this is a true story.

Back in 2013, half a year after I left my crazy ass ex boyfriend, I ended up at a Plenty of Fish event with an at the time 42 year old woman out in Garden Grove, CA. Never mind the particulars of how I met this woman, just know I was there. Mind you, I don't have, and never had an account on there, so don't go looking for me.

I was the only black person there. Mad awkward, but I made the most of it and I had fun. Ended up meeting this older Mexican gentleman that took me out for a few months.

I'm only mad because the white broad left me to get dikked down. Thank baby Jesus I got home safely.
:dahell: was the point of that story :russ:
 
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