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so i was sifting through females with kids/thin body/no car/high school as their attributes:usure:
that seemed like a promising search string but oh was i mistaken :mjlol:
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i'm about to go pour some Clorox across my eyes

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kay8929: Kik:jenjen23001
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  • Occasional smoker with Thin body type
  • 25 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
  • Intent: Casual Dating/No Commitment:gladbron:
  • Education: High School
  • Personality: Adventurer:gladbron:
  • I am Seeking a Man For Dating
  • Do you drink? Socially
  • Marital Status? Single
  • Do you do drugs? Socially
  • Do you have a car? No
  • Do you have children? Yes
  • How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
About Kay
im looking for fun... :gladbron:If you up for it let's enjoy the time we are all adults :gladbron:in not here for drama or disrespect hit me up don't be shy. :gladbron:Yes I am a tranny :sadbron:but my blow jobs are amazing.:why:

First Date
lets have some fun, want a good blow job contact me and let's take it from there I love me some good sex.
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:ufdup:it's been fun but i'm done now, i can't do this anymore :mindblown:
i have sympathy for the younger guys actually trying to meet women online :whoa:
 

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Facts.....idk why nikkaz up here bash single moms :mindblown:.....even when I didn't have kids I didn't mind single moms cuz most of them have their priorities straight plus like you said most of them are cool they just want a dude to be straight up with them......most women in their upper 20s or in their 30s without kids have some type of issue and worst of all they still act like its all about them like they're the only child or something :upsetfavre: very rare do you find a chick in that range with no kids, down to earth, and or isn't crazy or obsessed with something...I got one I'm messing with now who is all 3 but she's about 7.5/10.....she aint ugly just not my type...trying to look passed it but its hard :sadcam:
A majority of the women in high-paying jobs, think doctor, surgeon, lawyer, investment banker, choose not to have kids.
They act like its all about them, because it is. Their only responsibility is themselves and their finances. If you have more than 3 kids and you're in your 20s you should be focused on making sure all of your kids can read, not on what dikk you get get off an internet site :comeon:
Priorities.
 

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About India
WELL I DID PORN FROM 98 TO 05 AND IM DONE WITH THAT PART OF MY LIFE AND NOW I DO MUSIC AND MODEL I BEEN DOING MUSIC SINCE I WAS 14 I WAS I A GROUP CALLED HARMONY INNOCENTS AND I OWN MY OWN COMPANY NAMED BLACKWIDOW ENT WHICH I STARTED IN 05 AND I ALSO MODEL I BEEN MODELING EVERY SINCE I WAS 15 BUT I PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD UNTIL I FINISHED COLLEGE I GOT MY PHD IN AFRICAN AMERICAN STUDIES


IM HARD HEADED,STUBBORN,BLUNT,SOME WHAT EVIL AND VERY GOOFY AND IM ALSO,A VERY HAPPY,BRIGHT,OPEN MINDED PERSON

IM FROM LA COMPTON I LIVE IN ATL AND NYC I JUST MOVED TO NYC IN MARCH

IM HEAVILY MIXED...IM BLACK INDIAN BRAZILIAN RICAN ASIAN FRENCH AND JAMAICAN

I LOVE ALL RACES SO IF YOU LOOK GOOD AND CAN HOLD A GREAT CONVO HIT ME UP LOL

MY NAME IS INDIA...YOU PRONOUNCE IT EN DAY AH

IM NOT ON HERE EVERYDAY SO DON'T KEEP ON SENDING ME MSG'S LIKE EVERY 30 SECONDS IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO GET BACK TO YOU I GET LIKE 100 NEW MSGS A DAY SO BARE WITH ME XOXO

IM SMART and can hold a good conversation BUT.....I DO HAVE SOME HOOD IN ME....I JUST DONT WEAR MY HOOD ON MY SLEEVE LOL

I DONT DO BOYS AN I DONT DO TOYS

OK I DONT DO FATTIES....IT MAY SOUND RUDE BUT IM A STRAIGHT UP PERSON...I DO BUILT/THICK BUT I DONT DO GUTS....JUST MY STANDARDS XOXO!

I DONT LIKE NAME DROPPERS! AT ALL

First Date
DEPENDS ON THE GUY LOL OK LET ME CLEAR THE AIR FOR MOST OF YOU GUYS...NO IM NOT LOOKING TO MEET YOU AND **** YOU......SO IF YOU LOOKING FOR THAT DONT EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME WITH A MSG XOXO



I kid you not :snoop:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=37771899

This song is actually not that bad.. need some practicing on the vocals though
 

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http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?s=1&profile_id=87006058

Tmoenj: Looking for athletic, smart, Black man
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Union city, New Jersey
Details
39 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Black Cancer with Brown hair
IntentTmoenj Wants a relationship
EducationMasters degree
PersonalityFree Thinker
ProfessionEducation



I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language Spanish


Interests
Gym Dance Movies
Stimulating conversation

About Me
Affectionate, sweet, ambitious, conscious sistah. Loves sushi, avid gym enthusiast, enjoys travel. Seeking stable, emotionally mature black man. WHY A BLACK MAN? I figured I would add this section for the white men who keep asking this question... As a black woman who, in my everyday life, particularly in my work, constantly encounters challenges related to race; I would prefer not to have to navigate the racial and cultural divide in my own relationship. This is not a jab against any other group, this is, however, my personal preference. WOULD I CONSIDER OTHER MEN OF COLOR or BIRACIAL MEN? Yes....provided that they are both self aware and are conscious about the dymanics of race and culture as it plays out in society. So, this is the more intellectual side. I also happen to be quite visually stimulated, so I am attracted to a specific set of physical characteristics. Everyone has their preferences, so I am looking forward to meeting that man who aligns with the intellectual, emotional and physical qualities that are of interest to me.

First Date
Dinner, museum, park? Something creative and non traditional?

@Willstyles :sas2:


you didn't post a pick...whats the catch breh? :comeon:
 

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so i was sifting through females with kids/thin body/no car/high school as their attributes:usure:
that seemed like a promising search string but oh was i mistaken :mjlol:
full
i'm about to go pour some Clorox across my eyes

PROCEED WITH CAUTION - I'M WARNING YOU

kay8929: Kik:jenjen23001
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  • Occasional smoker with Thin body type
  • 25 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
  • Intent: Casual Dating/No Commitment:gladbron:
  • Education: High School
  • Personality: Adventurer:gladbron:
  • I am Seeking a Man For Dating
  • Do you drink? Socially
  • Marital Status? Single
  • Do you do drugs? Socially
  • Do you have a car? No
  • Do you have children? Yes
  • How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
About Kay
im looking for fun... :gladbron:If you up for it let's enjoy the time we are all adults :gladbron:in not here for drama or disrespect hit me up don't be shy. :gladbron:Yes I am a tranny :sadbron:but my blow jobs are amazing.:why:

First Date
lets have some fun, want a good blow job contact me and let's take it from there I love me some good sex.
full
full
full

:ufdup:it's been fun but i'm done now, i can't do this anymore :mindblown:
i have sympathy for the younger guys actually trying to meet women online :whoa:
He prostitute in new york...looks like a man anyway
 
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