Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

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Portsmouth, Virginia

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28 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious

Ethnicity
Other ethnicity Cancer with Brown hair

Intent
marissa1111 Wants to date but nothing serious

Education
PhD / Post Doctoral :ehh:

Personality
Professional

Profession
Ask.

If you are a man, you will initially view this website as a treasure chest of gold that has fallen into your lap. :blessed: A free website with the opportunity to meet lots of women in your area? You never need enter a bar again and stumble up to that attractive woman by the counter with a gallon of Dutch Courage inside you. The reality, however, is far different. The ratio of men to women is about 7:1 and the end result is swarms of men fighting for the attention of one woman, not different from the barbarian days of the cavemen when they would clobber one another over the head in order to win the partner of their dreams.Alas, these poor, naive souls are not even fighting for the partner of their dreams. Upon viewing the female profiles on the website, I discovered that there were a great deal of the following: Obese 18 – 30 year olds in skimpy clothes, pulling provocative, pouting poses and stating they need a real man to handle a real woman :wow:.Defiant single mothers with pictures of themselves and their kids, claiming that the kids come first and if the men on the site don’t like it, they can get lost :mjcry:.Women with their breasts out in their profile pictures with the headline, “DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE A PERVERT AND ONLY AFTER ONE THING :troll:.Average-looking women who will have a long list of their likes/dislikes, needs and wants. “No tattooed men, no men without a car, no men who are shorter than 5’10, no men who live 20 miles away from me, no divorced men, no men who are still living at home with their parents…” And so forth. They will then go on to state that they want “a sweet, romantic, sensitive man who knows how to treat a woman:heh:.” In reality, no matter how sweet, romantic and sensitive the man messaging them is, if he isn’t harboring the same devilishly handsome looks as the majority of Hollywood actors, his message will be swiftly deleted. Oh, this cruel, shallow world.Older women over 50 who are searching for a toyboy. :scust:

Cot dam this chick hit the nail on the head :salute:

I wonder if its a troll profile


http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=88153816

She deserves some type of award for her realness.......somebody put a ring on it:mjcry:
 

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Tae_the_1_diva: I'm more than just a pretty face :skip:

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About
Smokes often with Average body type :scust:

City
Newport news, Virginia

Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Christian - other

Ethnicity
Mixed race Aries with Brown hair :upsetfavre:

Intent
Tae_the_1_diva Wants a relationship

Education
Some college

Personality
Diva

Profession
A slave for the government :why:

About Me

Hi I'm Tae. My life is hella busy/ hectic, so its hard to meet people while I'm out and about. I decided to try this site out and I hope this wasn't a mistake. :mjlol: I am a full time student, mom and I work full time so I don't have time to waste. IF ME BEING A MOTHER OF 4 IS A PROBLEM, KEEP IT MOVING. :merchant: My kids are my EVERYTHING! I'm pretty down to earth but I hate for my kindness to be taken for granted. Nt trying to sound mean BUT... I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FAT GUYS OR BALD GUYS. :wow::aicmon:I DON'T WANT A MAN THAT'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER EITHER. IF YOU DNT HAVE YOUR ISH TOGETHER, DNT EVEN BOTHER...:camby:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=75620609

So whats the problem with her again? Looks like you posted this out of pure bitterness, did she reject you? It'll be ok
 

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So whats the problem with her again? Looks like you posted this out of pure bitterness, did she reject you? It'll be ok
:upsetfavre:Breh I would never hit this chick up......this profile is a joke. Its ok to be confident and have standards but when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel like this you clearly need to humble yourself a bit even if you looked like beyonce and had these same standards imma need you to bring yourself back down to earth.....obviously you're one of the simps that :cape:in and save her :beli: and because of that you :ufdup:my friend are part of the problem and the reason why we have this thread
 

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:troll:just when you think you've seen it all-
kc74147414: Dont know what Im looking for?:usure:
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  • About: Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds
  • Details: 21 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
  • Intent: Casual Dating/No Commitment
  • Education: High School
  • Personality: Animal Lover
  • Profession: stay at home mom
  • I am Seeking a Man For Friends
  • Do you drink? Socially
  • Do you want children? Yes
  • Marital Status? Living together :mjlol:
  • Do you do drugs? Yes
  • Do you have children? Yes
Interests
  • Aniamls
  • Cars
  • Video games
  • Cooking
  • And wresling
About Me

:lupe: Hello I am into black men that have somthing going for them in thier life. I have two kids my son who is the oldst is two and my daughter who was born in october. I have two dogs a Red nose Pit bull and a collie beagle mix. Im looking for either a friend or i dont know. I like hood guys too but i only date black.:mjpls: I am white thick hour glass figure and red hair and brown eyes that turn green. If there is such a thing as a man taking care of a women by papring them spending money :damn:helping them out when they need help and to be that one to spoil and take care of thier female the right way.







:dahell: have they legalized prostitution or something??
a married mother of 2 still living with her husband-
talking about needing help from an online hookup :why:
her hat says "U MAD?" yeah i'm mad- shyt is ridiculous :mjcry:
Do you do drugs? Yes :wtf: and dam this chick needs a dictionary :wow:
 

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:upsetfavre:Breh I would never hit this chick up......this profile is a joke. Its ok to be confident and have standards but when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel like this you clearly need to humble yourself a bit even if you looked like beyonce and had these same standards imma need you to bring yourself back down to earth.....obviously you're one of the simps that :cape:in and save her :beli: and because of that you :ufdup:my friend are part of the problem and the reason why we have this thread

She doesn't even know you exist so no need to say you'll never hit this chick up. You guys in this thread are dumpster diving reaching for laughs for your numerous failed conquests. Reality is that this female still does ok when it comes to dating and has a plethora of shifters willing to cater to her. All because you dont find her attractive doesn't mean she can't have standards for herself. Her standards aren't even rediculous like many of the women posted in this thread.
 

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She doesn't even know you exist so no need to say you'll never hit this chick up. You guys in this thread are dumpster diving reaching for laughs for your numerous failed conquests. Reality is that this female still does ok when it comes to dating and has a plethora of shifters willing to cater to her. All because you dont find her attractive doesn't mean she can't have standards for herself. Her standards aren't even rediculous :skip: like many of the women posted in this thread.
Yeah like your simp ass.....why don't you hit her up than breh :troll:clearly you're that knight in shining armor she's waiting for
 

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:wow:Jesus I need to get my life together. These last couple pages hit home:mjcry:

Surrounded by these societal fukkups. Girl working at the local walgreens is 25 with 3 kids, 2 different dads.

She is cool as hell to speak to but she strugglin'. No education, and Walgreens paying $8.25.
Glad I was able to keep my legs closed during my formative years:mjcry:
 

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:wow:Jesus I need to get my life together. These last couple pages hit home:mjcry:

Surrounded by these societal fukkups. Girl working at the local walgreens is 25 with 3 kids, 2 different dads.

She is cool as hell to speak to but she strugglin'. No education, and Walgreens paying $8.25.
Glad I was able to keep my legs closed during my formative years:mjcry:
:russ:
 

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About
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
New york, New York
Details
31 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Black Aries with Black hair
Intent
memyselfni31 Casual Dating/No Commitment
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Homebody
Profession
Employed

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I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week)
Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Sparkle:ohmy:
I am single. I have 2 children. U must understand they come first. I like to drink. I like to make money. I like to have fun. I like to enjoy life. Came upon pof in my then boyfriends phone (hesmyexnow). The women were named and their last names were pof so I called 1 of them and found out what pof was. I made a profile found him and said hi that was the end :smile:. I respect honesty so give it to me!
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