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Adebisi_Said

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luscioussugah: I am an enchanted woman looking for love
About
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type :bryan:
City
Elizabeth, New Jersey
Details
30 year old Woman, 5' 7" (170cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Mixed race Sagittarius with Black hair :sas2:
Intent
luscioussugah Casual Dating/No Commitment :mjlol:
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Hopeless Romantic
Profession
Representive

Looks like Magic Johnson's son.
 

sang_bleu

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About Vonnie
I'M ONE OF A KIND, AND I KNOW ALOT OF WOMEN WOULD SAY THAT BUT I'M REALLY NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN SO IMMA JUS KEEP IT 1000, IM CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP SO HONESTLY IM NOT LOOKING FOR NOTHING SERIOUS, JUS FRIENDS & CONVERSATION, MAYBE HANGOUT FRM TIME TO TIME. I AM CURRENTLY BOUT TO START SCHOOL FOR MEDICAL BILLING AND CODING AT HCC, TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF & GIVE MY SON DA WORLD CAUSE AT DA END OF DA DAY HE'S ALL I HAVE. THING ABOUT ME I DON'T LIKE GAMES, I HATE LIARS & I DON'T DO DRAMA SO KEEP DAT sh*tWHERE ITS AT & JUS KEEP IT 1000 WIT ME. ANYTHING ELSE U MAY NEED TO KNOW FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME, AND PLEASE I ASK DON'T COME AT ME SIDEWAYS & COME WIT RESPECT & YOU'LL GET DA SAME IN RETURN.


First Date
SUMTHING SIMPLE, NOT LOOKING FOR MUCH JUS SUM WHERE SAFE & PUBLIC DON'T TRY TO TAKE ME TO NO DAMN HOTEL OR TO YO CRIB & U CNT COME TO MINE LETS BE REAL HELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME....LOL
 

360dagod

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SAN ANTONIO SPURS NY DIVISION
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About Vonnie
I'M ONE OF A KIND, AND I KNOW ALOT OF WOMEN WOULD SAY THAT BUT I'M REALLY NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN SO IMMA JUS KEEP IT 1000, IM CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP SO HONESTLY IM NOT LOOKING FOR NOTHING SERIOUS, JUS FRIENDS & CONVERSATION, MAYBE HANGOUT FRM TIME TO TIME. I AM CURRENTLY BOUT TO START SCHOOL FOR MEDICAL BILLING AND CODING AT HCC, TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF & GIVE MY SON DA WORLD CAUSE AT DA END OF DA DAY HE'S ALL I HAVE. THING ABOUT ME I DON'T LIKE GAMES, I HATE LIARS & I DON'T DO DRAMA SO KEEP DAT sh*tWHERE ITS AT & JUS KEEP IT 1000 WIT ME. ANYTHING ELSE U MAY NEED TO KNOW FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME, AND PLEASE I ASK DON'T COME AT ME SIDEWAYS & COME WIT RESPECT & YOU'LL GET DA SAME IN RETURN.


First Date
SUMTHING SIMPLE, NOT LOOKING FOR MUCH JUS SUM WHERE SAFE & PUBLIC DON'T TRY TO TAKE ME TO NO DAMN HOTEL OR TO YO CRIB & U CNT COME TO MINE LETS BE REAL HELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME....LOL

Translation....She want that outside dikk:banderas:
 

KingTut

Green diamonds like a dill pickle
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:lupe: the money vultures getting more blatant- guess it's that time of the year
aight so who's got this one??:usure:

mil2007: I guess I like a money man
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  • Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
  • 25 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
  • mil2007 Casual Dating/No Commitment
  • Education: Some college
  • Personality: Night Owl
  • Profession: medical
  • I am Seeking a Man For Friends
  • Marital Status: Single
  • Do you have a car? No :mjlol:
  • Do you have children? Yes
Interests
  • Money
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  • Fun
  • Faithful
  • Happiness
About Me

Needing me a guy that's going to help me with funds for Christmas
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in to have fun hang out with n to show some love ? to not with the bs.not some young or a older guy that doesn't act his age because I don't need that I need a partner who trying to come up in that has a shoulder on his head.i really like a older guy that has his things n life together because its just what I'm into and what I want to end up with a happy home n my babies in if he happens to have babies our babies are well taken care of :patrice:and they are happy with their lives in parents.now its time for me to get money
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who got me:usure:

First Date

Motivated,lovable,honest,careing,andthat will spoil me
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:patrice::what::snoop::mjlol:
 

The Don

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About Vonnie
I'M ONE OF A KIND, AND I KNOW ALOT OF WOMEN WOULD SAY THAT BUT I'M REALLY NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN SO IMMA JUS KEEP IT 1000, IM CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP SO HONESTLY IM NOT LOOKING FOR NOTHING SERIOUS, JUS FRIENDS & CONVERSATION, MAYBE HANGOUT FRM TIME TO TIME. I AM CURRENTLY BOUT TO START SCHOOL FOR MEDICAL BILLING AND CODING AT HCC, TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF & GIVE MY SON DA WORLD CAUSE AT DA END OF DA DAY HE'S ALL I HAVE. THING ABOUT ME I DON'T LIKE GAMES, I HATE LIARS & I DON'T DO DRAMA SO KEEP DAT sh*tWHERE ITS AT & JUS KEEP IT 1000 WIT ME. ANYTHING ELSE U MAY NEED TO KNOW FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME, AND PLEASE I ASK DON'T COME AT ME SIDEWAYS & COME WIT RESPECT & YOU'LL GET DA SAME IN RETURN.


First Date
SUMTHING SIMPLE, NOT LOOKING FOR MUCH JUS SUM WHERE SAFE & PUBLIC DON'T TRY TO TAKE ME TO NO DAMN HOTEL OR TO YO CRIB & U CNT COME TO MINE LETS BE REAL HELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME....LOL
See this is whats wrong with women.....fukkin whore:scust: she's quick to say don't bring me to a hotel or to the crib but she's on a DATING site looking for friends, convo, or someone to "hangout" :sas1: with from time to time. :what: Is her life that sad that she can't find people in her day to day life for that? Clearly she's looking for something new or that simp to take spoil her or dikk her down cuz her man aint doing something right. Than she says you don't know me yet she posts a pic of her kid :mindblown: these chicks today man I swear :wow:
 

Sk3ptical

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#GMB #TeamForeign #7CertsGang
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About Vonnie
I'M ONE OF A KIND, AND I KNOW ALOT OF WOMEN WOULD SAY THAT BUT I'M REALLY NOT LIKE OTHER WOMEN SO IMMA JUS KEEP IT 1000, IM CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP SO HONESTLY IM NOT LOOKING FOR NOTHING SERIOUS, JUS FRIENDS & CONVERSATION, MAYBE HANGOUT FRM TIME TO TIME. I AM CURRENTLY BOUT TO START SCHOOL FOR MEDICAL BILLING AND CODING AT HCC, TRYING TO BETTER MYSELF & GIVE MY SON DA WORLD CAUSE AT DA END OF DA DAY HE'S ALL I HAVE. THING ABOUT ME I DON'T LIKE GAMES, I HATE LIARS & I DON'T DO DRAMA SO KEEP DAT sh*tWHERE ITS AT & JUS KEEP IT 1000 WIT ME. ANYTHING ELSE U MAY NEED TO KNOW FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME, AND PLEASE I ASK DON'T COME AT ME SIDEWAYS & COME WIT RESPECT & YOU'LL GET DA SAME IN RETURN.


First Date
SUMTHING SIMPLE, NOT LOOKING FOR MUCH JUS SUM WHERE SAFE & PUBLIC DON'T TRY TO TAKE ME TO NO DAMN HOTEL OR TO YO CRIB & U CNT COME TO MINE LETS BE REAL HELL YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME....LOL
from u look at this bytch u know she is a whore :wow:
 

fanny pack

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About Me
Can go add me on FACEBOOK "VonShanique McCollum"....:merchant: Single mother/Only parent :scusthov:in my daughter life... Lookn for somebody I can call my own. A man of God who believes in him and has goals... I work, go to school, and a care taker. Love playin tennis, chilln, movies, out to eat, skatin and bein wit my family.. I QUOTE: "Learnin From My Past Studyn Fa My Future"

Loyal woman who will stand behind her man single in searchn fa love not games im 2 kute to b hurt :banderas:
 

Maddmike

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bytch been fukkin since juiceboxes and free lunch :dahell:


How is this even possible :mindblown: When the fukk was the downtime between kids.....
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9 mos. x 6kids = 54 mos. = 4.5 years, after factoring in a POSSIBLE minimum of 3, 4 months between each kid, that's another 2 years so ummmm
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Ayo if there was a "post of the year" award, my nikka you could hold it for 3 years str8 off gp....I'm over here dying. Got my wife looking at Me like :what:
 
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