Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Arianne Martell]

32, Female, Single, Tacoma, WA“F**k what u Hurd a thick chick with alot of cakes it's what u seen an can prove bytches”

32, Female ----> yeah 32 years ago

 

[EA]

32, Female, Single, Tacoma, WA“F**k what u Hurd a thick chick with alot of cakes it's what u seen an can prove bytches”

She's 32?!

She looks like she aged in a high powered microwave oven.

breh.....I'm a 6' 2" 235lb. powerlifter and I don't even think i would attempt to pick her up (not for extended periods of time at least)

either she doesn't know how heavy 245lbs really is or she wants some Herculean breh.

 

[Sk3ptical]

32, Female ----> yeah 32 years ago

white people they cant age good for shyt

 

[Black]

OK DA NAME IS MAMAKATT IM SINGLE N LOOKIN 4 FRIENDS N MAYBE MORE SOMEDAY BUT FOR RIGHT NOW IM JUSS SINGLE AND TRYING TO MINGLE AND I LOVE BASKETBALL ITS MY FAV BESIDES STRIPPING I DID A LIL SOME SOME... N YES I DO STRIP SOMETIMES ITS A SIDE JOB N SINGLE N I CAN DO WTF I WANNA CAUSE IM GROWN... U CANT JUDGE HER... LOLX N MY MAN GOAL IS 2 FIND LOVE SOMEWEA N MAYBE CHANGE MY LIFE AROUND ONE DAY BUT 4 NOW IM JUSS LIVING N ENJOYING IT 2 DA FULLEST N MYSELF IM LOYAL VERY OUTSPOKEN N I LOVE SHOPPING N CHILLING WITH FRIENDS N I LOVE MAKIN MONEY..... I LOVE RNB MUSIC ITS MY FAV N I LISTEN 2 HIP HOP SOMETIMES AS WELL 2 BUT IM MORE A LAYED BACK SLOW MOTION PERSON I LIKE MUSIC DAT HAVE MEANING IN 2DAYS SOCIETY

is that a dude?

 

[Sk3ptical]

prettytee92: Time is of the essence!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Washington, District Of Columbia
Details
21 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Black Capricorn with Blonde hair
Intent
prettytee92 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Intellectual
Profession
Nursing
About PrettyTee
I'm a VERY motivated, independent, and intellectual young woman. I DON'T, I repeat DO NOT tolerate bullsh*t or ignorance. My patience is limited! I know my worth, settling for anything beneath would be quite belittling to my standards! I'm a Behavioral Social Science major, and I'm also in the Nursing field. I have an urge to help those in need. Can't say I'm on this social site looking for anything/person in particular, but if you're somewhat like myself feel free to message me! Even if you aren't, opposites attract right? Happy fishing!!

First Date
Let's take a long walk, around the park after dark. Find a spot for us to spark conversation, verbal elation, stimulation. Share our situations, temptations, education, relaxation, elevations, maybe we can talk about Surah 31:18.. Or maybe we can see a movie, or maybe we can see a play on Saturday. Or maybe we can roll some tree and feel the breeze and listen to a symphony, or maybe chill and just be. Or maybe, just maybe we can take a cruise and listen to The Roots, or maybe eat some passion fruits, or maybe cry to the blues. Or maybe we could just be silent....

 

[Sk3ptical]

is that a dude?

 

[Art Barr]

The best pictures are when the before and after pictures aren't really different

no, on this light skinned't twinkie fanger bussa as bytch...



art barr

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

is that a dude?

Only one way to find out

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

32, Female, Single, Tacoma, WA“F**k what u Hurd a thick chick with alot of cakes it's what u seen an can prove bytches”

 

[The Mad Titan]

I knew I shouldn't have come in here.


This is depressing, and amazing at the same time.

 

[Uncle Trill]

prettytee92: Time is of the essence!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Washington, District Of Columbia
Details
21 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Black Capricorn with Blonde hair
Intent
prettytee92 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Intellectual
Profession
Nursing
About PrettyTee
I'm a VERY motivated, independent, and intellectual young woman. I DON'T, I repeat DO NOT tolerate bullsh*t or ignorance. My patience is limited! I know my worth, settling for anything beneath would be quite belittling to my standards! I'm a Behavioral Social Science major, and I'm also in the Nursing field. I have an urge to help those in need. Can't say I'm on this social site looking for anything/person in particular, but if you're somewhat like myself feel free to message me! Even if you aren't, opposites attract right? Happy fishing!!

First Date
Let's take a long walk, around the park after dark. Find a spot for us to spark conversation, verbal elation, stimulation. Share our situations, temptations, education, relaxation, elevations, maybe we can talk about Surah 31:18.. Or maybe we can see a movie, or maybe we can see a play on Saturday. Or maybe we can roll some tree and feel the breeze and listen to a symphony, or maybe chill and just be. Or maybe, just maybe we can take a cruise and listen to The Roots, or maybe eat some passion fruits, or maybe cry to the blues. Or maybe we could just be silent....

They posting Jill scott song lyrics in their profiles now?

 

[A.V.]

shyt keeps me from signing back up every time

Just the thought of the fukkery, whalery, and thottery you have to sift through just to get to decent shorties (who ultimately are gonna be about the same shyt at some point) is off-putting and time consuming. bytches on POF don't be worth they weight in p*ssy hair.


Thanks brehs

 

[FeloniousMonk]

@ this hair line.....like REALLY?!

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

prettytee92: Time is of the essence!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Washington, District Of Columbia
Details
21 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Black Capricorn with Blonde hair
Intent
prettytee92 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Intellectual
Profession
Nursing
About PrettyTee
I'm a VERY motivated, independent, and intellectual young woman. I DON'T, I repeat DO NOT tolerate bullsh*t or ignorance. My patience is limited! I know my worth, settling for anything beneath would be quite belittling to my standards! I'm a Behavioral Social Science major, and I'm also in the Nursing field. I have an urge to help those in need. Can't say I'm on this social site looking for anything/person in particular, but if you're somewhat like myself feel free to message me! Even if you aren't, opposites attract right? Happy fishing!!

First Date
Let's take a long walk, around the park after dark. Find a spot for us to spark conversation, verbal elation, stimulation. Share our situations, temptations, education, relaxation, elevations, maybe we can talk about Surah 31:18.. Or maybe we can see a movie, or maybe we can see a play on Saturday. Or maybe we can roll some tree and feel the breeze and listen to a symphony, or maybe chill and just be. Or maybe, just maybe we can take a cruise and listen to The Roots, or maybe eat some passion fruits, or maybe cry to the blues. Or maybe we could just be silent....

Chick what!?!?

 

[El negrito de tejas]

I made a profile today and this shyt is pretty entertaining. Is obvious the women have no real expectations of actually finding somebody.
Me: "so tell me about yourself..."
Her: "I have 2 kids and live with my father..."
Me:"was that a joke?"
Her:"uh no...it wasn't"
Me: