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mimiparks: All I need is my 6 kids not a man !!!!

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If you support kids and good causes please go on face book and like my page tomorrow's future regarding my kids and life's journey . Id really appreciate it .Love will find me one day , eventually . Please make my load lighter not heavier !! Tired of games and lames . I have 6 kids and they are my top priorities. And yes I really have 6 kids that I birthed !! I don't do booty calls or disrespect ! I'm 1 of a kind ..... Anything else just ask!! Absolutely no thugs or gang affiliated people . If i do decide to have a male around my children he would have to meet all of my standards . Okay !! I'm looking to live the good life I know what it feels like to hit rock bottom and it doesn't feel good !!! I wana be back on top . If you like nice things and appreciate the simple things in life as well , yay !! I want the best for my kids and me ......
Don't hit me up on any sex tips or you will get blocked!!! If a person is attracted to someone only for sexual pleasures, when the desire is no longer there then youre ready for a new member to be involved with. Look deep before you leap. Sex is only a moment of pleasure, happiness is beyond that. And yes I really have 6 children .please stop asking for full body pictures, I didn't post any for a reason!!!! Back in the day , some what back in the day it wasn't all about " beauty " !! Intelligence was a big part of attraction .but nowadays mannnnnnnn you just have to be on point with good looks , why ??? I'm not all about that . I want what's best for me , looks are only appearance but it doesn't pay bills it only attracts the eye for just a moment it's like a sweet smelling vapor ; you notice it in the beginning , then you get used to the smell to where you can't even smell it anymore but you know it's there ; at the same time I'm not looking for " Harpo " either
If that's too much for you , keep Fishing !!!!
I mostly do " interracial "dating but I don't discriminate . If you are incarcerated or have a criminal record ,you and I can not associate because I have young children , to whom I am a role model . I will know when that "1" comes along . Sweep me off of my feet but don't let me fall, make me want to give you my absolute all ! What are you willing to give , your best , what will I end up with ?? If you can help me get a great ( good paying ) job that would be awesome
If I say no to you , I mean it . Don't want to be bored while fishing so I hope you have wonderful conversation with great qualities of becoming a friend. It does not flatter me when some one calls me sexy, hot, fine, or bomb... You have to be able to offer me much more than I already have . ( I can do bad by myself ) Im a woman and I know my worth. Like the old man holding the fishing pole with the dollar on the hook on the insurance commercial, youre gonna have to do better than that. Don't ask me to go out of my way to drive to see,(meet you ) you I have no tattoos only ear peircings . Looking for a partner to help me get really fit toned and healthy all the way around . I do notttttttt want more kids ok !!
I plan to finish college and possibly enlist in the military.I really want a record deal in the music industry. I'm also looking for a workout partner so that I can be in better shape than I'm in at this time. I want to build more definition and be more fit . I would like a lot more firmness added to my self. I'm in search for the ultimate motivator to help me in my transformation to becoming fit and fabulous!!!!
If you live close by I wouldn't mind a math tutor only if you are really great in math tutoring.
I don't trust instantly and I do investigate , so I hope you're honest because I don't want no womanizer , abuser, bisexual,con artist, scam or petiphile around my family or any mass criminal . ( you put your hands on me or my kids , then I feel sorry for your mother !!!) (im wishing that "one" was out there waiting to spoil and pamper me , doing whatever it takes to keep me happy and on point) -My Dear, Your QUEEN awaits you!! (me) Lets please have the same belief " in GOD " I'm at the point on my life where I want to be healthy physically , mentally , emotionally , spiritually / all the way around . With age , wisdoms greets you . Are you already established , Two people looking for work won't cut the cake !!! ( at least in my situation )
Good Luck Gone Fishing .....,!!!! And remember I'm a "Gold Member" , I know when you have read my messages/replies !!! 5 to 6 figures

Sounds like she wants to have a superhero of a man.

What made these women think that they deserve all of that? :stopitslime:
 

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mimiparks: All I need is my 6 kids not a man !!!!

About Mimi
If you support kids and good causes please go on face book and like my page tomorrow's future regarding my kids and life's journey . Id really appreciate it .Love will find me one day , eventually . Please make my load lighter not heavier !! Tired of games and lames . I have 6 kids and they are my top priorities. And yes I really have 6 kids that I birthed !! I don't do booty calls or disrespect ! I'm 1 of a kind ..... Anything else just ask!! Absolutely no thugs or gang affiliated people . If i do decide to have a male around my children he would have to meet all of my standards . Okay !! I'm looking to live the good life I know what it feels like to hit rock bottom and it doesn't feel good !!! I wana be back on top . If you like nice things and appreciate the simple things in life as well , yay !! I want the best for my kids and me ......
Don't hit me up on any sex tips or you will get blocked!!! If a person is attracted to someone only for sexual pleasures, when the desire is no longer there then youre ready for a new member to be involved with. Look deep before you leap. Sex is only a moment of pleasure, happiness is beyond that. And yes I really have 6 children .please stop asking for full body pictures, I didn't post any for a reason!!!! Back in the day , some what back in the day it wasn't all about " beauty " !! Intelligence was a big part of attraction .but nowadays mannnnnnnn you just have to be on point with good looks , why ??? I'm not all about that . I want what's best for me , looks are only appearance but it doesn't pay bills it only attracts the eye for just a moment it's like a sweet smelling vapor ; you notice it in the beginning , then you get used to the smell to where you can't even smell it anymore but you know it's there ; at the same time I'm not looking for " Harpo " either
If that's too much for you , keep Fishing !!!!
I mostly do " interracial "dating but I don't discriminate . If you are incarcerated or have a criminal record ,you and I can not associate because I have young children , to whom I am a role model . I will know when that "1" comes along . Sweep me off of my feet but don't let me fall, make me want to give you my absolute all ! What are you willing to give , your best , what will I end up with ?? If you can help me get a great ( good paying ) job that would be awesome
If I say no to you , I mean it . Don't want to be bored while fishing so I hope you have wonderful conversation with great qualities of becoming a friend. It does not flatter me when some one calls me sexy, hot, fine, or bomb... You have to be able to offer me much more than I already have . ( I can do bad by myself ) Im a woman and I know my worth. Like the old man holding the fishing pole with the dollar on the hook on the insurance commercial, youre gonna have to do better than that. Don't ask me to go out of my way to drive to see,(meet you ) you I have no tattoos only ear peircings . Looking for a partner to help me get really fit toned and healthy all the way around . I do notttttttt want more kids ok !!
I plan to finish college and possibly enlist in the military.I really want a record deal in the music industry. I'm also looking for a workout partner so that I can be in better shape than I'm in at this time. I want to build more definition and be more fit . I would like a lot more firmness added to my self. I'm in search for the ultimate motivator to help me in my transformation to becoming fit and fabulous!!!!
If you live close by I wouldn't mind a math tutor only if you are really great in math tutoring.
I don't trust instantly and I do investigate , so I hope you're honest because I don't want no womanizer , abuser, bisexual,con artist, scam or petiphile around my family or any mass criminal . ( you put your hands on me or my kids , then I feel sorry for your mother !!!) (im wishing that "one" was out there waiting to spoil and pamper me , doing whatever it takes to keep me happy and on point) -My Dear, Your QUEEN awaits you!! (me) Lets please have the same belief " in GOD " I'm at the point on my life where I want to be healthy physically , mentally , emotionally , spiritually / all the way around . With age , wisdoms greets you . Are you already established , Two people looking for work won't cut the cake !!! ( at least in my situation )
Good Luck Gone Fishing .....,!!!! And remember I'm a "Gold Member" , I know when you have read my messages/replies !!! 5 to 6 figures
This is so wrong on so many levels. After 6 kids, unless it's a pair of triplets, nothing is left.

She knows her worth!?!? Before or after producing 6 b*stard kids. Some people really need to just touch reality.

Record deal!?!? Sigh! :snoop:
 

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mimiparks: All I need is my 6 kids not a man !!!!

About Mimi
If you support kids and good causes please go on face book and like my page tomorrow's future regarding my kids and life's journey . Id really appreciate it .Love will find me one day , eventually . Please make my load lighter not heavier !! Tired of games and lames . I have 6 kids and they are my top priorities. And yes I really have 6 kids that I birthed !! I don't do booty calls or disrespect ! I'm 1 of a kind ..... Anything else just ask!! Absolutely no thugs or gang affiliated people . If i do decide to have a male around my children he would have to meet all of my standards . Okay !! I'm looking to live the good life I know what it feels like to hit rock bottom and it doesn't feel good !!! I wana be back on top . If you like nice things and appreciate the simple things in life as well , yay !! I want the best for my kids and me ......
Don't hit me up on any sex tips or you will get blocked!!! If a person is attracted to someone only for sexual pleasures, when the desire is no longer there then youre ready for a new member to be involved with. Look deep before you leap. Sex is only a moment of pleasure, happiness is beyond that. And yes I really have 6 children .please stop asking for full body pictures, I didn't post any for a reason!!!! Back in the day , some what back in the day it wasn't all about " beauty " !! Intelligence was a big part of attraction .but nowadays mannnnnnnn you just have to be on point with good looks , why ??? I'm not all about that . I want what's best for me , looks are only appearance but it doesn't pay bills it only attracts the eye for just a moment it's like a sweet smelling vapor ; you notice it in the beginning , then you get used to the smell to where you can't even smell it anymore but you know it's there ; at the same time I'm not looking for " Harpo " either
If that's too much for you , keep Fishing !!!!
I mostly do " interracial "dating but I don't discriminate . If you are incarcerated or have a criminal record ,you and I can not associate because I have young children , to whom I am a role model . I will know when that "1" comes along . Sweep me off of my feet but don't let me fall, make me want to give you my absolute all ! What are you willing to give , your best , what will I end up with ?? If you can help me get a great ( good paying ) job that would be awesome
If I say no to you , I mean it . Don't want to be bored while fishing so I hope you have wonderful conversation with great qualities of becoming a friend. It does not flatter me when some one calls me sexy, hot, fine, or bomb... You have to be able to offer me much more than I already have . ( I can do bad by myself ) Im a woman and I know my worth. Like the old man holding the fishing pole with the dollar on the hook on the insurance commercial, youre gonna have to do better than that. Don't ask me to go out of my way to drive to see,(meet you ) you I have no tattoos only ear peircings . Looking for a partner to help me get really fit toned and healthy all the way around . I do notttttttt want more kids ok !!
I plan to finish college and possibly enlist in the military.I really want a record deal in the music industry. I'm also looking for a workout partner so that I can be in better shape than I'm in at this time. I want to build more definition and be more fit . I would like a lot more firmness added to my self. I'm in search for the ultimate motivator to help me in my transformation to becoming fit and fabulous!!!!
If you live close by I wouldn't mind a math tutor only if you are really great in math tutoring.
I don't trust instantly and I do investigate , so I hope you're honest because I don't want no womanizer , abuser, bisexual,con artist, scam or petiphile around my family or any mass criminal . ( you put your hands on me or my kids , then I feel sorry for your mother !!!) (im wishing that "one" was out there waiting to spoil and pamper me , doing whatever it takes to keep me happy and on point) -My Dear, Your QUEEN awaits you!! (me) Lets please have the same belief " in GOD " I'm at the point on my life where I want to be healthy physically , mentally , emotionally , spiritually / all the way around . With age , wisdoms greets you . Are you already established , Two people looking for work won't cut the cake !!! ( at least in my situation )
Good Luck Gone Fishing .....,!!!! And remember I'm a "Gold Member" , I know when you have read my messages/replies !!! 5 to 6 figures



shall I break this down brehs?
 

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The classic car photo with one of her b*stards in the back seat :heh:


If you support kids and good causes please go on face book and like my page tomorrow's future regarding my kids and life's journey . Id really appreciate it .Love will find me one day , eventually . Please make my load lighter not heavier !! Tired of games and lames


:heh:
1. isn't that great open yourself to predators brehettes, already allowing dudes to know everything about your life adn your kids.

2. keep holding onto that hope brehette

3. you have 6 kids how the hell can anyone not make your load lighter

4. tired of games and lames = 3-6 baby daddies who got their nut off and left

I have 6 kids and they are my top priorities. And yes I really have 6 kids that I birthed !! I don't do booty calls or disrespect ! I'm 1 of a kind ..... Anything else just ask!! Absolutely no thugs or gang affiliated people . If i do decide to have a male around my children he would have to meet all of my standards . Okay !! I'm looking to live the good life I know what it feels like to hit rock bottom and it doesn't feel good !!! I wana be back on top . If you like nice things and appreciate the simple things in life as well , yay !! I want the best for my kids and me

[lebron] not one not two.....[/james] :mindblown:
yes you are one of a kid a woman wiht 6 kids still thinking she deserves the world.
Gotta accept all 6 of my kids @Teedot only a lame a loser would ever enter this situation.

Don't hit me up on any sex tips or you will get blocked!!! If a person is attracted to someone only for sexual pleasures, when the desire is no longer there then youre ready for a new member to be involved with. Look deep before you leap. Sex is only a moment of pleasure, happiness is beyond that. And yes I really have 6 children .please stop asking for full body pictures, I didn't post any for a reason!!!! Back in the day , some what back in the day it wasn't all about " beauty " !! Intelligence was a big part of attraction .but nowadays mannnnnnnn you just have to be on point with good looks , why ??? I'm not all about that . I want what's best for me , looks are only appearance but it doesn't pay bills it only attracts the eye for just a moment it's like a sweet smelling vapor ; you notice it in the beginning , then you get used to the smell to where you can't even smell it anymore but you know it's there ; at the same time I'm not looking for " Harpo " either
If that's too much for you , keep Fishing !!!!

What else is a woman with 6 kids good for? marriage? a long term relationship? no just for spreading her legs. Lol at intelligence and beauty, you have nothing else to sell at the moment with 6 kids so now you trying to meet some corny pseudo intelligent cat who doesn't want sex :heh:

I mostly do " interracial "dating but I don't discriminate . If you are incarcerated or have a criminal record ,you and I can not associate because I have young children , to whom I am a role model . I will know when that "1" comes along . Sweep me off of my feet but don't let me fall, make me want to give you my absolute all ! What are you willing to give , your best , what will I end up with ?? If you can help me get a great ( good paying ) job that would be awesome


oh great not only does she have 6 kids she's a bedwench.
isn't that great of her if you are in prison or have a criminal record ONLY because she has kids she won't associate with you, if she didn't that thug dikk :shaq:

oh and great, look what she wants for you to help her get a great paying job :noah:

If I say no to you , I mean it . Don't want to be bored while fishing so I hope you have wonderful conversation with great qualities of becoming a friend. It does not flatter me when some one calls me sexy, hot, fine, or bomb... You have to be able to offer me much more than I already have . ( I can do bad by myself ) Im a woman and I know my worth. Like the old man holding the fishing pole with the dollar on the hook on the insurance commercial, youre gonna have to do better than that. Don't ask me to go out of my way to drive to see,(meet you ) you I have no tattoos only ear peircings . Looking for a partner to help me get really fit toned and healthy all the way around . I do notttttttt want more kids ok !!


:mindblown: people wonly call you those names becaue they just ant in and out, what else are you offering..............

what is your worth with 6 kids and no man?

And oh wait you gotta look after her 6 kids but cant even get one kid of your own to carry on your lineage

I plan to finish college and possibly enlist in the military.I really want a record deal in the music industry. I'm also looking for a workout partner so that I can be in better shape than I'm in at this time. I want to build more definition and be more fit . I would like a lot more firmness added to my self. I'm in search for the ultimate motivator to help me in my transformation to becoming fit and fabulous!!!!


6 kids no career, not even educated, lol at enlisting in the military with 6 kids, lol at realy wanting a record deal :dahell:, lol at not being in shape but you gotta accept this breh FIX HER :ufdup:

If you live close by I wouldn't mind a math tutor only if you are really great in math tutoring.
I don't trust instantly and I do investigate , so I hope you're honest because I don't want no womanizer , abuser, bisexual,con artist, scam or petiphile around my family or any mass criminal . ( you put your hands on me or my kids , then I feel sorry for your mother !!!) (im wishing that "one" was out there waiting to spoil and pamper me , doing whatever it takes to keep me happy and on point) -My Dear, Your QUEEN awaits you!! (me) Lets please have the same belief " in GOD " I'm at the point on my life where I want to be healthy physically , mentally , emotionally , spiritually / all the way around . With age , wisdoms greets you . Are you already established , Two people looking for work won't cut the cake !!! ( at least in my situation )
Good Luck Gone Fishing .....,!!!! And remember I'm a "Gold Member" , I know when you have read my messages/replies !!! 5 to 6 figures

A math tutor :dahell:

you have 6 kids what the hell you think your going to get? and you making demands, lol at petiphile

lol at wishing for that one to spoil and pamper and keep you happy, M:mjlol:



THIS MAY BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS PROFILE I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS ON THE WEB, sad thing is her inbox is prob fille d with simps, sad thing is she actually thinks those simps want to build with her

POF.COM BREHS


In the end this woman offers nothing, not educated, doest have a good job, and has 6 kids, YET her entitlement is on 100,000
 
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