Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[old_timer]

maybe some young bucks at thecoli are interested in new life experiences??

hurt11: No playas or boys wanted ! be a real man

City: Sandusky, Ohio
Intent: Casual Dating/No Commitment
Personality: Tattooed/Pierced
Profession: none
Do you want children? Yes
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No

About
My girlfriend and I are looking for a boy toy.. Maybe this isnt the place to do it but cant seem to find real people out there.. She is 240 pounds and I am 140 pounds.. I am a female.. we just want something to have fun with! Who knows what it can turn out to be! We're dominate and submissive..

We want a mature man, who has this understanding of being used w/sex for now! Also be in the surrounding area before u hit me up! Ain't looking for driving to far just for sex.. 15-25 mins at the most ! .. also must have own car, job and money no hard core drugs either 420 friendly tho ! We ain't paying ur bills or taking care of u !


First Date
sex.......... no first dates for this thing lol

impregnate a mask-wearing pawg who has to say "i am a female" to avoid confusion, brehs
get pegged by her older dominant partner while you're at it, brehs

 

[isaygotdamn]

^good lord

 

[KingsOfKings]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?sld=1&profile_id=83475136

 

[skeetsinternal]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?sld=1&profile_id=83475136

I find this funny as all hell

 

[KingsOfKings]

I find this funny as all hell

chick is delusional as hell

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Man..I was up @ 3 am last night trolling fat ho..I mean ladies with a few extra pounds.

misschocolatebaby26: I Love Money Run It$$ lol im 26 not 37
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds

tonyag71: Hello To know me is to luv me-I know you got a big belly
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds

blakstylion: blakstylion waitin 2 b captured an tamed
Non-smoker with Average body type

 

[Sk3ptical]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=83420095

 

[FeloniousMonk]

WTF is up with the jailhouse tat on her chest.

 

[Sk3ptical]

Man..I was up @ 3 am last night trolling fat ho..I mean ladies with a few extra pounds.

misschocolatebaby26: I Love Money Run It$$ lol im 26 not 37
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds

tonyag71: Hello To know me is to luv me-I know you got a big belly
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds

blakstylion: blakstylion waitin 2 b captured an tamed
Non-smoker with Average body type

A Few Extra Pounds

 

[iBrowse]

maybe some young bucks at thecoli are interested in new life experiences??

hurt11: No playas or boys wanted ! be a real man

City: Sandusky, Ohio
Intent: Casual Dating/No Commitment
Personality: Tattooed/Pierced
Profession: none
Do you want children? Yes
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No

About
My girlfriend and I are looking for a boy toy.. Maybe this isnt the place to do it but cant seem to find real people out there.. She is 240 pounds and I am 140 pounds.. I am a female.. we just want something to have fun with! Who knows what it can turn out to be! We're dominate and submissive..

We want a mature man, who has this understanding of being used w/sex for now! Also be in the surrounding area before u hit me up! Ain't looking for driving to far just for sex.. 15-25 mins at the most ! .. also must have own car, job and money no hard core drugs either 420 friendly tho ! We ain't paying ur bills or taking care of u !


First Date
sex.......... no first dates for this thing lol

impregnate a mask-wearing pawg who has to say "i am a female" to avoid confusion, brehs
get pegged by her older dominant partner while you're at it, brehs

did she say she's 140lbs

 

[iBrowse]

Besides that typical "I need to be handled shyt" whats the catch

only thing ridiculous about this chic is dat ass...

About Brittany
I have a BA in Psychology, and I work at a private airport. I just got promoted to a flight coordinator/dispatcher in private air charter. I am currently going to school for a few months to get my dispatcher license for my job. I like to chill, go out to nice restaurants, drink, and go on vacations. I have no children unless you want to count my two dogs Baby and Snuggles. I want someone who's smart, funny and open minded. I like men who are aggressive and can handle me because I'm difficult lol. No weak men or corny men DM me because you will get ignored . I am very honest, cool, and good looking if I don't say so myself (my body is 100% real; sad that I have to mention it) lol. I just want those same qualities in a man. I know what I like when I see it and I know what I don't like when I see it. Don't be offended if I don't message back you're just not MY type. I like black and possibly spanish men, not really interested in white men. I prefer men on the thinner side that are clean cut (no big beards). Preferably taller men because I often wear 5-6 inch heels when I go out


Messages that will get IGNORED include the words "beautiful" "sexy" "goddess" "amazing" "heaven" "marry"...be original not corny.

*I'm a busy girl please be patient. I sometimes look at messages in the middle of something and forget to respond. If I like what I see I will eventually get back to you ;)

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

only thing ridiculous about this chic is dat ass...

About Brittany
I have a BA in Psychology, and I work at a private airport. I just got promoted to a flight coordinator/dispatcher in private air charter. I am currently going to school for a few months to get my dispatcher license for my job. I like to chill, go out to nice restaurants, drink, and go on vacations. I have no children unless you want to count my two dogs Baby and Snuggles. I want someone who's smart, funny and open minded. I like men who are aggressive and can handle me because I'm difficult lol. No weak men or corny men DM me because you will get ignored . I am very honest, cool, and good looking if I don't say so myself (my body is 100% real; sad that I have to mention it) lol. I just want those same qualities in a man. I know what I like when I see it and I know what I don't like when I see it. Don't be offended if I don't message back you're just not MY type. I like black and possibly spanish men, not really interested in white men. I prefer men on the thinner side that are clean cut (no big beards). Preferably taller men because I often wear 5-6 inch heels when I go out


Messages that will get IGNORED include the words "beautiful" "sexy" "goddess" "amazing" "heaven" "marry"...be original not corny.

*I'm a busy girl please be patient. I sometimes look at messages in the middle of something and forget to respond. If I like what I see I will eventually get back to you ;)

:: Ayo where's this thuglover located at? Please be in the DMV

 

[blackestofpanthers]

:: Ayo where's this thuglover located at? Please be in the DMV

Spoiler

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66888761

City
Teaneck, New Jersey

 

[Benjamin Sisko]

Spoiler

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=66888761

City
Teaneck, New Jersey

That body and face

 

[KingsOfKings]

some of these chicks