Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[The Don]

Ok brehs I gotta join in I'm on my phone so can't post the pics

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70167361

The chick is bad.....but the personality

HellOnHeelzz: take me to ruth chris
About
Occasional smoker with undisclosed body type
City: Virginia beach, Virginia
26 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm),
Christian - other
Ethnicity: Mixed race Libra with Red hair
Intent: HellOnHeelzz Wants a relationship
Education: Associates degree
Personality: Blue Collar

Do you want children? Yes
Do you have children? Yes
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



Just in case you actually read this

Im a 22 yr old mother of 1. My son is everything to so if you dont like kids, sorry he always comes first. I put up with alot in my last relationship so I am looking for someone drama-free who can give me their undivided attention. I love to cook and make people happy. I do volunteer work at Lynnhaven elementary mentoring students. Im Active Duty Navy whomp whomp. Getting out in a few months My hobbies include being a mother and trolling the internet lol I like being outdoors. Fishing and camping are fun. Im a Georgia girl I dont have an accent but im still a peach at heart. I love to laugh and meet new people and have fun. Im looking for someone who doesnt party all the time and has a job. Someone that can cuddle and watch movies or go out and hit the town. I would love to be the wife with the apron having dinner waiting on the table but ill settle for texting for now lol 3


*** You guys wanna act like "oh idk why im single" oh you fckn know. You're either hooking up with chicks off here, too damn clingy, fckn anger issues that cause for heavy medication or you're a tool. This is coming from experience with characters on here. God have some dignity.

What a walking contradiction

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Ok brehs I gotta join in I'm on my phone so can't post the pics

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70167361

HellOnHeelzz: take me to ruth chris
About
Occasional smoker with undisclosed body type
City: Virginia beach, Virginia
26 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm),
Christian - other
Ethnicity: Mixed race Libra with Red hair
Intent: HellOnHeelzz Wants a relationship
Education: Associates degree
Personality: Blue Collar

Do you want children? Yes
Do you have children? Yes
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



Just in case you actually read this

Im a 22 yr old mother of 1. My son is everything to so if you dont like kids, sorry he always comes first. I put up with alot in my last relationship so I am looking for someone drama-free who can give me their undivided attention. I love to cook and make people happy. I do volunteer work at Lynnhaven elementary mentoring students. Im Active Duty Navy whomp whomp. Getting out in a few months My hobbies include being a mother and trolling the internet lol I like being outdoors. Fishing and camping are fun. Im a Georgia girl I dont have an accent but im still a peach at heart. I love to laugh and meet new people and have fun. Im looking for someone who doesnt party all the time and has a job. Someone that can cuddle and watch movies or go out and hit the town. I would love to be the wife with the apron having dinner waiting on the table but ill settle for texting for now lol 3


*** You guys wanna act like "oh idk why im single" oh you fckn know. You're either hooking up with chicks off here, too damn clingy, fckn anger issues that cause for heavy medication or you're a tool. This is coming from experience with characters on here. God have some dignity.

What a walking contradiction

The newly underline would be my first question. Her pics do not present anything domestic about her. Doesn't party all the time but all her pics seem to be at parties. Like you said, a walking contradiction. she's a smut, that's meant to be smutting and flung to the bushes. She's cute, though.

She wants a simp to take care of her and her kid then fukk around on him.

Another note: You cannot enlist in the armed forces as a single parent. So, either she is married or was a base smut and got knocked up while she was serving.

 

[The Don]

The newly underline would be my first question. Her pics do not present anything domestic about her. Doesn't party all the time but all her pics seem to be at parties. Like you said, a walking contradiction. she's a smut, that's meant to be smutting and flung to the bushes. She's cute, though.

She wants a simp to take care of her and her kid then fukk around on him.

Another note: You cannot enlist in the armed forces as a single parent. So, either she is married or was a base smut and got knocked up while she was serving.

It's sad breh....she wants a serious dude when she's a joke

 

[havoc]

I went to high school with her she actually died on Christmas last year. She was the nicest person and all she ever wanted was someone to love her and accept her.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Hoes are this way because of the "tragedy of the commons". it's an economic theory.

if dudes tell every hoe about themselves then they will act accordingly eventually, right? But the human male has self-interests so he won't follow accordingly because he will assume other dudes will simp anyways to fukk so he continues to simp so multiply exponentially that across the board for all dudes.

Nothing changes and gets worse because there will be new simps.

 

[MikelArteta]

Ok brehs I gotta join in I'm on my phone so can't post the pics

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=70167361

The chick is bad.....but the personality

HellOnHeelzz: take me to ruth chris
About
Occasional smoker with undisclosed body type
City: Virginia beach, Virginia
26 year old Woman, 5' 4" (163cm),
Christian - other
Ethnicity: Mixed race Libra with Red hair
Intent: HellOnHeelzz Wants a relationship
Education: Associates degree
Personality: Blue Collar

Do you want children? Yes
Do you have children? Yes
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



Just in case you actually read this

Im a 22 yr old mother of 1. My son is everything to so if you dont like kids, sorry he always comes first. I put up with alot in my last relationship so I am looking for someone drama-free who can give me their undivided attention. I love to cook and make people happy. I do volunteer work at Lynnhaven elementary mentoring students. Im Active Duty Navy whomp whomp. Getting out in a few months My hobbies include being a mother and trolling the internet lol I like being outdoors. Fishing and camping are fun. Im a Georgia girl I dont have an accent but im still a peach at heart. I love to laugh and meet new people and have fun. Im looking for someone who doesnt party all the time and has a job. Someone that can cuddle and watch movies or go out and hit the town. I would love to be the wife with the apron having dinner waiting on the table but ill settle for texting for now lol 3


*** You guys wanna act like "oh idk why im single" oh you fckn know. You're either hooking up with chicks off here, too damn clingy, fckn anger issues that cause for heavy medication or you're a tool. This is coming from experience with characters on here. God have some dignity.

What a walking contradiction

 

[MikelArteta]

Time for a revamp.. CLEARLY
I'm a hard working single mom, I don't NEED a man in my life, I am by no means desperate. I have provided myself with everything I want in life and will continue to do so. I have 2 little girls, one biological, one adopted (further proof that I will not let not having a man stop me from having the things I desire in life) my kids will always and forever be my first priority. That all being said, would I love to have the right man in my life that fits into my life seamlessly? Of course I would! Would I value our relationship as much as I treasure my baby girls? Absolutely! Will I settle for less than I deserve? Not a chance!
I get so many messages saying "no way you're single!" Yes, i am single, would you care to know why? I won't fall for the first meathead that thinks he's in love with me!
Don't message me looking for sex; it will not under any circumstances happen.
Don't bring up sex in the first 15 mins of conversation, it's a one way ticket to me ignoring you.
Don't message me if you don't know where on your hips your pants are supposed to sit, or if how to put a hat on your head strait is a mystery to you.
If you don't own a car, don't have a job, or still love at home with your mom, please save yourself the trouble of messaging me, I'm sure your mom needs help knitting sweaters for her cat, go help with that.
If your profile claims you don't smoke, but every picture of you had a cigarette hanging from your mouth or in your hand, it's a huge red flag. I HATE liars, be honest!
If you have even one selfie of yourself in the bathroom mirror sans your shirt, flex 'em somewhere else mister, I'm not impressed!

god I hope this helps the amount of useless messages I receive!











be a single mom with two kids and think you ra catch brehettes

 

[skeetsinternal]

Is her POF profile name "whore"? My god

 

[RAX 010]

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Time for a revamp.. CLEARLY
I'm a hard working single mom, I don't NEED a man in my life, I am by no means desperate. I have provided myself with everything I want in life and will continue to do so. I have 2 little girls, one biological, one adopted (further proof that I will not let not having a man stop me from having the things I desire in life) my kids will always and forever be my first priority. That all being said, would I love to have the right man in my life that fits into my life seamlessly? Of course I would! Would I value our relationship as much as I treasure my baby girls? Absolutely! Will I settle for less than I deserve? Not a chance!
I get so many messages saying "no way you're single!" Yes, i am single, would you care to know why? I won't fall for the first meathead that thinks he's in love with me!
Don't message me looking for sex; it will not under any circumstances happen.
Don't bring up sex in the first 15 mins of conversation, it's a one way ticket to me ignoring you.
Don't message me if you don't know where on your hips your pants are supposed to sit, or if how to put a hat on your head strait is a mystery to you.
If you don't own a car, don't have a job, or still love at home with your mom, please save yourself the trouble of messaging me, I'm sure your mom needs help knitting sweaters for her cat, go help with that.
If your profile claims you don't smoke, but every picture of you had a cigarette hanging from your mouth or in your hand, it's a huge red flag. I HATE liars, be honest!
If you have even one selfie of yourself in the bathroom mirror sans your shirt, flex 'em somewhere else mister, I'm not impressed!

god I hope this helps the amount of useless messages I receive!











be a single mom with two kids and think you ra catch brehettes

These chicks talk that shyt because of internet simps. However, I can bet nikkas aren't going crazy for her on those skreets.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=79406308

About
Occasional smoker with Average body type
City Fort lauderdale, Florida

Details

20 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Catholic
Ethnicity Black
Libra with Black hair
Intent violeticaaa Wants to date but nothing serious
Education Some college
Personality Adventurer
Profession Retail manager


I am Seeking aManForDating
Needs TestNot CompletedChemistryNot Completed
Do you drink?SociallyDo you want children?Undecided
Marital StatusSingleDo you do drugs?No
PetsNo PetsEye ColorBrown
Do you have a car?NoDo you have children?Yes
Longest RelationshipOver 4 yearsHow ambitious are you?Ambitious



About Violet Renee'
I'm a mother of one beautiful child . quite fun & outgoing , if I got my shytt together at 20 Imma needa you to be on the same money level . I don't mess with broke nikkas .


Analysis:
A chick not use to having anything and gets a crumb then wants to look down on somebody. She isn't balling out of control if she is concerned about a dude having money. Maybe use to freeloaders. I am going UC, though.

A chick like this needs to be lied to and sold dreams.

 

[Turk]

Why is damn near every chick on that website fat or have children?

 

[Black]

man wtf is this shyt

 

[Pdiddy]

Them fukking titties doe...

 

[UserNameless]

Another note: You cannot enlist in the armed forces as a single parent. So, either she is married or was a base smut and got knocked up while she was serving.

Yes you can. You just have to provide proof of either transferred custody and/or temporary guardianship.