Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Ya Sinning Mane]

them thugger jokes got me rolling yall hell.


these bytches couldnt eat my shyt.let alone a message or gettin some head

 

[skeetsinternal]

Is this thread back on? it kinda fell off more than mc hammer's career.

I think so. I aint been on POF in a minute

 

[skeetsinternal]

About Sky
I want someone when I’m down he has my back and is supportive I wanna be able to open up to my guy before we meet so we know each other’s likes and dislikes.....My old page keeps getting deleted but I’m back I love aggressive guy like 100% control just being a strong independent man that knows what he want is perfect for me also I’m looking for a outgoing person independent know what they want in life I’m not looking for no one night stands I want someone I can fall in love with I’m going to stick with guys that get a women point of view but I’m sure you will find that in me if you give a chance it will work out for my real men out there I’m here waiting on you ????????

 

[skeetsinternal]

wtf is toilet brush doing hanging on a wall

 

[skeetsinternal]

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Other



About Karel
Anime Video Games Trippy Films Museums Music blah blah blah

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Will use wrestling moves to defeat you

 

[newworldafro]

wtf is toilet brush doing hanging on a wall

Sexy chocolate thang, but that toilet brush location ain't it.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Sexy chocolate thang, but that toilet brush location ain't it.

Yea, I love me them sexy chocolate thangs too.

 

[Hejdå]

Will use wrestling moves to defeat you

I can work with that

 

[skeetsinternal]

About Me
1) I have a fish name blue jay
2) I'm obsessed with Dodge Chargers (preferred red)
3) I'm VERY OUTGOING
4) I'm VERY BLUNT ( I am mindful of the situation)
5) I'm really strong on vibes, if your vibes off won't work.
6) I have a child who I wouldn't change for the world
7) I will be a marriage therapist/ psychologist.
8) Favorite Movies: Waist Deep, ATL, Meet the Millers, and a lot more. Really anything funny.
9) I'll cry at a lifetime movie and have a nightmare watching a horror film.
10) I'm a very honest, loyal, funny ( no seriously I'm hilarious), caring person. I will go above and beyond to make sure people are happy. I hate to have to tell someone no. I work full time and also take care of my son full time. I'm really just looking for good vibes.
If you can't have an intellectual conversation and your going to have basic conversation don't even waste your time or mine.

Spoiler

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Please do not be a literal **** boy. At least have the manners to say "how are you".

 

[96Blue]

Sexy chocolate thang, but that toilet brush location ain't it.

Yea, I love me them sexy chocolate thangs too.

Me 3, Brehs.

 

[EA]

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Other



About Karel
Anime Video Games Trippy Films Museums Music blah blah blah

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Will use wrestling moves to defeat you

Sounds like a good conversation starter if you ask me. You could ask her if the Bronco Buster is one of her moves

 

[skeetsinternal]

Sexy chocolate thang, but that toilet brush location ain't it.

Couple more of her

 

[BlackMajik]

Couple more of her

Not bad

 

[skeetsinternal]

Not bad

I know....im in her DM, all of a sudden I want chocolate

 

[BlaqkSpliffin]

About Me
1) I have a fish name blue jay
2) I'm obsessed with Dodge Chargers (preferred red)
3) I'm VERY OUTGOING
4) I'm VERY BLUNT ( I am mindful of the situation)
5) I'm really strong on vibes, if your vibes off won't work.
6) I have a child who I wouldn't change for the world
7) I will be a marriage therapist/ psychologist.
8) Favorite Movies: Waist Deep, ATL, Meet the Millers, and a lot more. Really anything funny.
9) I'll cry at a lifetime movie and have a nightmare watching a horror film.
10) I'm a very honest, loyal, funny ( no seriously I'm hilarious), caring person. I will go above and beyond to make sure people are happy. I hate to have to tell someone no. I work full time and also take care of my son full time. I'm really just looking for good vibes.
If you can't have an intellectual conversation and your going to have basic conversation don't even waste your time or mine.

Spoiler

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Please do not be a literal **** boy. At least have the manners to say "how are you".

I'm an a$$hole cause I damn sure in real life when I opened that spoiler