Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

fukk nikka stfu..

Cac shyt?

I grew up around blacks and ricans...you know nothing about me.

surrrrrrrrrre


nikka talking about playing guitar and listening to pop music









bye c00n

 

[FeloniousMonk]

This the shyt that kills me... broads haven't even walk around the block and they demanding a dude that's in shape

Whats even WORSE is a fat chick with NO KIDS...

Its like.....really bytch....and you expect WHO to date you?

 

[Mr210]

this thread is straight jokes

 

[EA]

PRETTYFAC33NESH: LOOKIN FOR MY KING
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Jersey city, New Jersey
Details
24 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Muslim
Ethnicity
Black, Leo
Intent
PRETTYFAC33NESH is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Bookworm


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Arabic


Interests

• Basketball
• Football
• Golf

About BIG SEXY
Hey im 23 years of age i have 2 lil girls 1&3 I work go to school single by choice im not about the games or bullsh*ti hate drama i love to go to the movies,Shoppin, out to eat, etc.. im not lookin for no relationship im just lookin for a friend i can get to kno if you wanna kno more dont be afraid to hit me up nd ask...LOOKING FOR MY KING

First Date
WHAT EVA CUM TO MIND

2 kids, a year older than me, probably same weight as me and she's Musilim???

Obviously, mandem weren't performing salat before hitting this

 

[Sassy]

LovelyGirl2016: Taken For Granted
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Columbus, Ohio
Details
19 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Gemini
Intent
LovelyGirl2016 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
High school
Personality
Diva
Profession
High School


I am Seeking a Man
For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed
Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single
Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No
Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year
How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Pets No Pets




About Me
I love music mostly the kind I like is R&B, Old School, and Country.. I wanna Graduate High School First than go to college and become a dental hygienest or however you spell it.. just ask I guess but I will tell you now I hate answering questions

First Date
anything romantic but I hate to choose the date but just ask I guess.. I don't really like answering questions.

pics:

Spoiler

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Sassy's Take: Oh boy....If one doesn't ask questions..then how would they know who,what,when,where,and why in life?

Second:...You have more than a few extra pounds. just be honest within your profile. Ya ain't got ta lie craig!

Third: Why did you post those type of pictures on a dating site? Also, if you're going to wear wigs...get the ones with lace front! We've been off that "no scalp showing" wig a long time ago! And get real human hair instead of plastic horse hair if you're gonna wear a weave got dammit!

But anyway, back to the pictures. They are trashy...except for one. I know you're not looking for anything serious. But If I were a guy..I would think you're an easy lay just based off the pictures. Have the typical back shot pose? check. The finger while smiling? Check. Obvious fake hair? Check. First impressions - whether in real life or online, matters.

 

[UpAndComing]

njcruz_ MA Massachusetts singles,MA Massachusetts women

About Me
Thick, Puerto Rican,
25
Single parent-- 10yr old daughter
Animal lover, I have 3 dogs.
Independent, sarcastic, dork, stubborn.

 

[BlackMajik]

njcruz_ MA Massachusetts singles,MA Massachusetts women

About Me
Thick, Puerto Rican,
25
Single parent-- 10yr old daughter
Animal lover, I have 3 dogs.
Independent, sarcastic, dork, stubborn.

Compared to the rest of these profiles, this one is normal lol

 

[UpAndComing]

Compared to the rest of these profiles, this one is normal lol

True. Just the 10 year old daughter at 25 threw me off lol

 

[shutterguy]

This the shyt that kills me... broads haven't even walk around the block and they demanding a dude that's in shape

 

[Solano707]

njcruz_ MA Massachusetts singles,MA Massachusetts women

About Me
Thick, Puerto Rican,
25
Single parent-- 10yr old daughter
Animal lover, I have 3 dogs.
Independent, sarcastic, dork, stubborn.

damn she dropped that baby when she was 15 lol :Dead:

 

[Taharqa]

ExpensivePleasure: $300+ DNT WASTE NO TIME!!!


About BOSS
I keep secrets...
Private Pics.....

Spoiler

She wants $300 for this?
​

 

[beenz]

2 kids, a year older than me, probably same weight as me and she's Musilim???

Obviously, mandem weren't performing salat before hitting this

that bytch probably got bacon on her breath.

 

[beenz]

ExpensivePleasure: $300+ DNT WASTE NO TIME!!!


About BOSS
I keep secrets...
Private Pics.....

Spoiler

She wants $300 for this?
​

those t*ts look like deflated balloons.

 

[Marezzy]

Seems legit...

Spoiler

 

[skeetsinternal]

I happen to know this bird, she was on POF then left and came back couple times





sexyricanmix: Looking for mr.right
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Hackensack, New Jersey
Details
27 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Gemini
Intent
sexyricanmix is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Animal Lover
Profession
Stripper

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 9 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog