Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Konnan]

SugarCandiiKizzes: I am only here to find this cheating ass
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Bartlett, Tennessee
Details
29 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Gemini
Intent
SugarCandiiKizzes isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Associates Degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
I make Money

About Me
I only made this page to find my cheating ass boyfriend, and have proof to prove to him that I dont play games.

 

[Sassy]

Would y'all hit?

Mz.Chevala: Lookin 4 Something "REAL"
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Southaven, Mississippi
Details
31 year old Female, 5' 9" (175cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Black, Leo
Intent
Mz.Chevala is actively seeking a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Diva
Profession
warehouse

Hey... First,, let me start off by telling yuh I have 3 wonderful && amazing kids ages 12,11 && 9 && if yuh can't or isn't willing to accept dem yuh can keep it moving... Cuz don't nun or nobody cum b4 dem,, but GOD.. I like hanging out w/ family && friends... Enjoy romantic events...I'm very family oriented,, outgoing,, sweet,, honest,, trustworthy && etc... I go above && beyond to make mii relationship work,, but it gotta b worth fighting for.. Anything else hmu..

her face and her wig tho... The LEAST she can do is make it look semi-realistic!

 

[O.G.B]

Would y'all hit?

If her body actually looks like it does in this picture..............................then yup, I'd tap it!

 

[Sassy]

Ilovewbs: imma bbw if u dont like it o well
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Columbus, Ohio
Details
29 year old Female, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Sagittarius
Intent
Ilovewbs wants to find someone to marry.
Education
High school
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
Single mother of two kids








I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Prefer Not To Say Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets



About Me
Im single mother of two mixed kids i like to watch tv n i.like to.n go for walks n take my kids to.da park n i like to.go.to.bars sometimes my.goal.is to.becum.a singer.im sh short wit.a big.butt.long.tounge.i.have one.tat i have my.eyebrow pirced n.im a blsk.womans dat loves whiteguys i.listen to.rap.rnb.country jazz pop.rock.n.roll so.if u.feelin.get at me.fellas im waiting.

First Date
My.idea of.a.first.is.dinner.n a.movie i.wat to.get.kno.more bout dat person.dat.im on a date wit

The myspace angles got to stop.

The spelling is just...I can't fukking even.

and I put because that's the coli tradition

 

[DrX]

The myspace angles got to stop.

The spelling is just...I can't fukking even.

and I put because that's the coli tradition

this bytch is nuts...said her goal was to become a singer....
but ignorance is bliss i guess

 

[Sassy]

this bytch is nuts...said her goal was to become a singer....
but ignorance is bliss i guess

Meant to highlight that part but oh well.

And that, it is.

 

[KingsOfKings]

her face and her wig tho... The LEAST she can do is make it look semi-realistic!

 

[Sassy]

I'm finding it hard to find fukkery profiles on the daily basis. Or maybe I'm just not looking enough. But here's one.

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EmilyyyyMommyy: one of a kind ??
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type

City
Dayton, Ohio
Details
23 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Leo
Intent
EmilyyyyMommyy is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
currently stay at home mom








I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat



About Emily
My name is Emily. I turn 23 on August 9. Ima Leo. I have one child his name is Shemar he will be 2 in October. I only date black men. I jus got out of a 8 year relationship with my son father. I'm lookin for someone I can hangout with & get to know. If it ends up being serious then that's fine with me..I'm jus not trying to rush into anything. Im trying to focus on me and my son but at same time I need a male friend I can chill wit and help me with my needs lol...............

First Date
I have never really been on a date so I don't know what type of date I would like.

Spoiler

 

[Hahahaha]

I had never been on POF before today. Every girl in my area is a teacher or dental assistant who likes to hike (and yes they are mostly large)

 

[Sassy]

I had never been on POF before today. Every girl in my area is a teacher or dental assistant who likes to hike (and yes they are mostly large)

Welp, assuming they don't have any kids...better them to have an actual job as a profession then say "stay at home parent" listed as a profession on their profile.

 

[Gizza]

I'm finding it hard to find fukkery profiles on the daily basis. Or maybe I'm just not looking enough. But here's one.

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EmilyyyyMommyy: one of a kind ??
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type

City
Dayton, Ohio
Details
23 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Leo
Intent
EmilyyyyMommyy is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
currently stay at home mom








I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat



About Emily
My name is Emily. I turn 23 on August 9. Ima Leo. I have one child his name is Shemar he will be 2 in October. I only date black men. I jus got out of a 8 year relationship with my son father. I'm lookin for someone I can hangout with & get to know. If it ends up being serious then that's fine with me..I'm jus not trying to rush into anything. Im trying to focus on me and my son but at same time I need a male friend I can chill wit and help me with my needs lol...............

First Date
I have never really been on a date so I don't know what type of date I would like.

Spoiler

1st pic had me like naw
Then the 2nd she wit make up
Then of course saw that bowling ball stomach & know someone like my homie eat all her chips n smash

 

[O.G.B]

1st pic had me like naw
Then the 2nd she wit make up
Then of course saw that bowling ball stomach & know someone like my homie eat all her chips n smash

Was thinking the same thing because the 2nd & 4th pics I was kinda like


Then after looking at the 1st & 3rd pic I'm like hell to the naw, to the naw, naw, naw!

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

This thread is too much

 

[UpAndComing]

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White boys who want head ? Hmu

About Tati
Hey what's up everyone , I'm pretty laid back and ill be honest I want a man. Someone who captures my soul. I'm open minded and understand men are not meant to be monogamous and it doesn't mean their terrible people. Hey No shame here Aside all that if u read it u must also know that I LOVE giving head but only to white men. I'm drama free just respect me I'll respect you , everyone could use a new friend ! kik me mamiichulaxo if u have it!

 

[DrX]

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White boys who want head ? Hmu

About Tati
Hey what's up everyone , I'm pretty laid back and ill be honest I want a man. Someone who captures my soul. I'm open minded and understand men are not meant to be monogamous and it doesn't mean their terrible people. Hey No shame here Aside all that if u read it u must also know that I LOVE giving head but only to white men. I'm drama free just respect me I'll respect you , everyone could use a new friend ! kik me mamiichulaxo if u have it!