white boy can't tell a funny joke to save his life. i saw half them shyts floating around being recycled in the comment section of rozay's IG already from weeks ago just for white boy to swoop in and plagiarize them with extra emoji spam and cringe. that shyt is like reading sandpaper or the bottom feeders of reddit's comment section, just autistic harsh stumbling words padded with "shyt tourette syndrome" and no zing whatsoever
stan behavior need to be eviscerated in hip hop. this shyt fukking annoying of fans caping and catering to douchebag celebrities who take their followers for granted and act entitled like a scorned bytch pretending to be fake humble with a well crafted persona yet counterfeit AF. the human flaw is that we're programmed with some gene to believe in deities and act submissive looking for a savior long before we ever believe in ourselves and act assertive upon our own behalf. drake is out here coveting other people's things and relationships like 'my precious' in gollum just to acquire them with sugar daddy simp payments but not realizing what to do with them or valuing what he has and then abandoning them quickly or getting bored easily afterwards like the typical soulless white boy he is -- no empathy, just pure insecurities needing what other people have, covered by a thin veil of fake canadian nice, but material possessions and flaky relationships cannot fill the void of what the soul is already lacking, and most colonizers don't even address having this issue but just buy up shyt just to end up not using them correctly to their natural extractive full potential, or just price fix and hide their inefficiencies with cooked books, bored housewives, and fundraising
rick ross should challenge white boy to a roasting verzuz of 20 jokes each on IG live as a timed event just to see who can act spontaneous and be funny on the spot without a gang of writers feeding him scripts just for him to tank and crash out on the delivery. white boy can't tell if the jokes are good if he doesn't have the receptors to realize or observe that something is funny in the first place, just patronized forced laughter on cue because everyone else is laughing retreating towards acting the role, but no self awareness if they're laughing at you or with you