I sat at the table next to dude at a fancy steakhouse once
he had like a family of 40 with him
you know he fronted the bill too
I went to college with the dude. Good times. One story that I thought was funny at the time but looking back was kinda foul of me.
Must've been like 2000 - 2001. My cousin, her boyfriend, and one of her friends (female) came into town (Tucson) just to hang out for the weekend. We're at my place smoking and whatnot, I notice my cousin's friend is acting kind of standoffish... not smoking, not talking really just kinda off in the corner on her own. So I try to chop it up with her... got nowhere fast. Finally, she was just like, "Do you know where Richard Jefferson lives?" I'm thinking
But I said yea, I'd been to a party at his place a couple weeks before that. She then follows up with, "I'm his girlfriend and I want to go see him." Keep in mind this chick was in high-school and this was the year Jefferson was gonna go pro. So we were asking questions and shyt like was he expecting her, etc... etc... and she said nah, she wanted to go to his place cause she heard he was fukking other chicks (
) and wanted to catch him in the act. My girlfriend at the time who was a
fuuuucking biiiiitch started egging this shyt on because Jefferson had hit on her and I guess stopped calling her after it was clear he wasn't getting the p*ssy on the first date. I don't remember the details but it was a bunch of clucking ass chickens in my car on the way over to his place. We dropped her off, I saw her go up to his room and knock. The look on dude's face when he answered the door was... priceless
. I just left her there, didn't see her for the rest of the weekend.