Revised: Heather Locklear in her prime Appreciation Thread

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The motherfukking prototype IMO. :banderas:
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20/30 on the :patrice: scale.

Absolute dime piece amongst average/decent looking broads.

When you start putting her next to the upper echelon of her or any era (Halle, Naomi, etc.) she falls way short.

That's a strict scale however if you say she's a 20 then that ain't but 10 points off from being perfect. I can dig it. :ehh:

I have her cameo appearance in Wayne's World embedded in my head. :wow:

All white outfit w/ some see thru white tights on, in a thong! :noah:
 

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That's a strict scale however if you say she's a 20 then that ain't but 10 points off from being perfect. I can dig it. :ehh:

I have her cameo appearance in Wayne's World embedded in my head. :wow:

All white outfit w/ some see thru white tights on, in a thong! :noah:


It's a little more nuanced than that.

In the :patrice: scale, because she's in the average/decent category, she's capped at 20 so she can't get higher.

Basically 1-10 is "ugly" chicks, so obviously 1 is like horrifically busted, but a 10/10 ugly girl might be someone like... I dunno... Estelle? lol Or someone with a almost busted face but immaculate body :russ:

11-20 is average/decent looking girls.

21-30 is truly top tier.

I gave Locklear a 20 because she's clearly very attractive, but when you start talking about the Meagan Goods, Halle Berrys, Scarlett Johanssens, Megan Foxs, clearly even prime Locklear ain't in the same vein.

A good example of a low tier dime would be (to me) Chrissy Tiegen. To me she's a 21/22. You can see with a few tweaks in the face and body she'd be unfukkwittable, and she's clearly not average, but something isn't quite working. She's an "ugly" dime lol

Patrice O'neal left a lot, but his scale is one of the things that always stuck with me :russ:
 

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She was HOT in the 80s :noah:, by the time Melrose came around, she was still attractive :ehh: but you can see the decline. She was doing too much plastic surgery.

Yeah the first thing I saw her in was Return of Swamp Thing
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Which explains the crush and lines up with your timeline you're speaking on. :wow:
 
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