Respectful Ladies of The Coli, do you ever wish you were still a virgin?

[Snitchin Splatter]

And if so are you aware you can purchase a fake hymen of the highest quality to lure your next unsuspecting sex partner into believing that you are,fake movie blood and all?

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[beezy]

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

W...T...F

 

[Sierra Mist]

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

 

[Just Curious]

 

[duncanthetall]

This fukking world, man...

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

Fake hymens now? Damn deceit is at an all time high.

 

[Binary]

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

 

[Rockstar Mom]

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

It is not that serious.

No I don't wish I was still a virgin.

 

[Illuminatos]

Disgusting

 

[The Electric Lady]

Could be useful for making dudes feel like they're on top of the world for taking my virginity. How do I order?

 

[NYChase718]