Resident Evil Netflix Series (July 14, 2022)

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I have two moms
That's why I'm so smooth with the ladies

Old ppl shyt like credit cards and car insurance
 

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These are the worst children on TV
And the dad is so understanding and doing so much for them
My final thoughts
This is incredibly bad, but it's interesting
The idea of an Umbrella town and Wesker having kids had me hooked

I don't know a lot about Resident Evil, but I've read the story background
The dialogue is really bad, and the kids are INCREDIBLY UNLIKEABLE
There are points in their series where ppl who are basically family to them and crying their hearts out and in physical pain and they just say "fukk you."

The post apocalypse shyt wasn't needed
Going this route with it and not using more established characters is an odd choice

They could have brought in Hunk or some other unexplored characters

The dialogue is bad, like really bad
Writer must be a tumblr nerd because they reference zootopia porn and Clanaad
Most ppl won't pick up on the second one, so I don't get it
The other characters don't even react, they just go along with it

The fat white dude that's chasing her is pointless
He makes shytty jokes and is not actively involved in combat with his underlings

I am honestly shocked that someone dropped a bag of money to make this
 

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This wasn’t terrible if you need something to throw on while doing something else.

Im not up on any of the other RE universe movies. So not sure how it compares.

It was nice to see dude from the Wire a slightly different role other than tall guy in a suit.
 
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