Republican Congressman Exposed For Writing Bigfoot Erotica

[Black Panther]

Republican Candidate Exposed for Writing Bigfoot Erotica

In the age of Trump you probably feel like you can’t be surprised by any political scandal. Virginia’s 5th Congressional District aims to prove you wrong.

On Sunday the Democratic candidate in the 5th, Leslie Cockburn, tweeted this about her Republican opponent, Denver Riggleman.

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That’s an image taken from Riggleman’s Instragram page, which Cockburn says is proof that Riggleman writes Bigfoot porn. That’s the kind of accusation that shouldn’t be made lightly, because of course it will become the defining characteristic of this race. No matter who wins, Virginia’s 5th will always be known as the Bigfoot Porn District.

What’s weird is that this info was actually made public yesterday. It only blew up tonight after Cockburn’s tweet. Here’s popular internet man @BobbyBigWheel (aka Robert Wheel) tweeting about it on Saturday—a full day before it became the top trending whatever on the tweet machines.

And brehs really think their votes don't matter. :bpfacepalm:

#BothSides

 

[King of Creampies]

I really thought this was a joke.....This is America now.

 

[Black Panther]

Dream about hypothetical crypto-hominid phalluses, brehs

 

[Vuvuzela]

 

[Wisdomkeyz]

Dream about hypothetical crypto-hominid phalluses, brehs

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

 

[xCivicx]

That's that caveman shyt leaking out of their psyche

 

[Black Panther]

I feel like this thread should have more responses

 

[Afrodroid]

"bigfoot erotica" :guccrly:

Another image, which she also posted, included the title of an upcoming book authored by Riggleman and called “Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want him.”

 

[FaTaL]

Chipmunk

• FaTaL
• Dec 15, 2015

 

[Eddy Gordo]

I thought this shyt was a joke.

@stomachlines
@situationlines
Idk the rest of JBO crew (@ the grimiest dude on the site if yall know him)but i need y'all to explain how one fall so far into depravity.

 

[Afrodroid]

Dream about hypothetical crypto-hominid phalluses, brehs

I don't know but i have the distinct impression that mf is talking about black mandingo



White men are fascinated with big dikks

 

[feelosofer]

This site is spooky as fukk. This should be a 10 page thread. These are elected officials we're talking about. Like people voted for this dude.

But hey

#bothsides
#MAGA
#draintheswamp
#freethinkers
#sasquachlovin

 

[Cadillac]

Cacs and there Cacnanigans:camron1:

These pale people showing more and more how stupid they r

 

[Diondon]

This cuck shyt is going too far, cac brehs