Repo Man Gets His Head Ran Over And Crushed While Trying To Snatch A Car After Owner Hit The Gas.

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There's a point where you gotta say


":hubie: **calls the office** Hey, it's Chris...you can call the dealership, we didn't get the 2008 Ford focus."


"What happened?"

"I had it damn near loaded, guy ran out, hopped in the car, put it in reverse and snatched it off the chains. I just backed up and let him go :yeshrug:"

"shyt, you alright? You didn't get hurt did you?"

"No, im good. I just backed up, he probably would've hit me. fukk all that."

"shyt well, I'm glad your good. How's the truck?"

"I'll put another chain on it when I get back to the office."

"Ok, I'll give the dealership a call, let them know what's going on. I'll see you when you get back."

"Bye."

*The Next Day*

*Manager brings Chris into the office.*
"Have a seat my man :myman:"

*Chris takes a seat with a smile as his manager reads over the incident report from yesterday.*
"Damn Chris, these people be wild- *ahem*. Such a crazy world we livin in. You good though? Nothin broken or anythin :lupe:"
Chris: "I'm alright, just tossed a chain back on when I got back, went home and watched the game. Thanks for lookin out though :obama:"
Manager: "Coo coo coo...glad you good :myman:"


*Manager leans back a moment.* :patrice:

Manager: "So I'm gonna have to let you go Chris :myman:"

Chris: "What?! :dahell:"
Manager: "You left a job undone, outta my hands :yeshrug:"

Chris: "Man, you're the owner!":dahell:
Manager: "Make you sure your locker is clear within the hour and pack up your stuff. :dame:"

Manager: "I'll make sure to put in a good word where ever you end up though. You a good man :myman:"

Chris: ":dahell:"
 

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Repo and tow truck drivers are grimy dogs.

Should have popped his head like a grape.

Another thing why would anyone waist there time repoing that 100lb 1992 POS tin can. shyt box prolly worth 300$
Super POS

I been having an idea to get a grinder and go to known boot hot spots and cut off peoples boots for free.

I hate them mfcers so much
 
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