Remember when the Coli thought Jabari Parker > Julius Randle?

[Basaglia]

Man, y'all can hold on to them boards for dear life, because Jabari will be averaging 20+ next year on near-50% shooting and in the playoffs, while Cop Face is the same 15/11 sub-45% garbage man on a bad team.

Why we supposed to praise a nygga who doing what Amir Johnson does, but not nearly as well?

 

[Rekkapryde]

In the world where one is efficient and one plays a brand of garbage man basketball not since since the likes of Corlis Williamson and the Davis Boys.

Not Corliss fam, not Corliss

 

[Basaglia]

i live in a world where one is a double/double machine and one is best known for his double chin

even a bum like John Henson is a better rebounder than Jabari

More like a double digit losing machine.

 

[Piff Huxtable]

maybe it would be best for to Jabari to go on a 2 year mission after this season

let the body mature, come back without the baby fat

like those 25 year old seniors on those BYU squads

 

[Lakerman0834]

Man, y'all can hold on to them boards for dear life, because Jabari will be averaging 20+ next year on near-50% shooting and in the playoffs, while Cop Face is the same 15/11 sub-45% garbage man on a bad team.

Why we supposed to praise a nygga who doing what Amir Johnson does, but not nearly as well?

amir Johnson avgs a double/double has had triple double? Can creat for himself and others?? Lazy comparison trying to get laughs

 

[CantStop]

amir Johnson avgs a double/double has had triple double? Can creat for himself and others?? Lazy comparison trying to get laughs

It's pathetic. Julius plays nothing like Amir. I don't see Amir going coast to coast and bodying people down low. It's funny how insecure Randle makes posters feel but according to them he's a scrub and irrelevant.

 

[malbaker86]

maybe it would be best for to Jabari to go on a 2 year mission after this season

let the body mature, come back without the baby fat

like those 25 year old seniors on those BYU squads

Bruh....why you so "fascinated" with talking about Jabari's body?

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Bruh....why you so "fascinated" with talking about Jabari's body?

nah I'm not really fascinated

i just point out that Jabari is a professional athlete whose body fat percentage is 6 times higher than his rebound average

 

[Basaglia]

amir Johnson avgs a double/double has had triple double? Can creat for himself and others?? Lazy comparison trying to get laughs

The Lakers are a really bad team and Cop Face is the most athletic/Active/most minutes guy on a terrible frontline. Why y'all want a cookie for some boards? Why his big dumb ass can't stop having 4-15 shooting nights? When he gon shoot over 45%...as a PF.

 

[CantStop]

The Lakers are a really bad team and Cop Face is the most athletic/Active/most minutes guy on a terrible frontline. Why y'all want a cookie for some boards? Why his big dumb ass can't stop having 4-15 shooting nights? When he gon shoot over 45%...as a PF.

1) It's his first season

2) Julius has always been a good rebounder throughout high school and college so the whole "he rebounds well cause hes on a bad team" point makes no sense

3) He's been shooting 48% post all star break.

 

[Basaglia]

1) It's his first season

2) Julius has always been a good rebounder throughout high school and college so the whole "he rebounds well cause hes on a bad team" point makes no sense

3) He's been shooting 48% post all star break.

1. I could say it's Jabari's first season, too.

2. Makes sense to me. Next highest rebounder is at 5. Like, that makes perfect sense to me.

3. and he's shooting 43% on the season. That's bad.

 

[CantStop]

1. I could say it's Jabari's first season, too.

2. Makes sense to me. Next highest rebounder is at 5. Like, that makes perfect sense to me.

3. and he's shooting 43% on the season. That's bad.

what part of Randle being a great rebounder throughout his entire basketball career is hard to understand to you? He gets 10 rebounds in 27 minutes. That's a skill. It's a reason why he got drafted so high.

 

[malbaker86]

nah I'm not really fascinated

i just point out that Jabari is a professional athlete whose body fat percentage is 6 times higher than his rebound average

thats a good one

 

[Dwight Howard]

Rebounding is a skill and changes the game. He was snatching them things in crunch time last night

 

[CantStop]

Rebounding is a skill and changes the game. He was snatching them things in crunch time last night

Apparently it's not a skill if the rest of the team is bad at it.

I guess Kobe's scoring from 2005-2007 wasnt a skill because the rest of the team couldn't score.

In a span of 12 hours, I've heard "Jabari doesnt rebound a lot because his coach tells him not to" and "Randle isn't a great rebounder because the rest of the team sucks at rebounding"

I don't know what it is about Julius but he has them real aggy.