Remember when steven seagal was terrorizing new orleans

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Watch out now he's a black belt in aikido, the most useless grappling martial art in existence. It's basically jiu jitsu for people that believe in magic

Man, I would slap that cac like a hoe.

 

[Luke Cage]

Why is he talking like Gambit?

I forgot where i heard this, but somebody was clowning Seagal, saying whenever he encounter somebody different from him he tries to talk like them back to them.
Or his best sterotypical idea of how they talk at least.
So if you asian he's gonna bow in greeting and try to talk mandarin.
If you mexican he gonna throw some spanish at you,
if you black he's gonna mj all he pleases.
etc etc etc
dude is fat weirdo

 

[Buddy]

Wasn't there a story about how a director planned for him to die in a movie and he started arguing with him off the notion that his fans would think it's possible?
Then he dropped an album or something that I'm sure he just knew was gonna go multiplat and win Grammys.
And then there's this... Steve ain't right in the head. Somebody musta beat the sense outta him long before he became famous.

 

[Luke Cage]

Wasn't there a story about how a director planned for him to die in a movie and he started arguing with him off the notion that his fans would think it's possible?
Then he dropped an album or something that I'm sure he just knew was gonna go multiplat and win Grammys.
And then there's this... Steve ain't right in the head. Somebody musta beat the sense outta him long before he became famous.

I hate when actor want to be the hero all the time instead of just making a good movie.
The Rock does this too, i just read an article that he refused to do a film because it didn't have a happy ending. and we already know about the not getting beat up rule he has.
Just stupid, we know it isn't real life. your character taking an L isn't the same as you taking one. Imagine if Denzel had done that to training day? Or Al Pacino did that in Scarface. would have been entirely different shyttier films.

 

[Won Won]

Bloated, fraudulent hack. The Hollywood Trump

I forgot where i heard this, but somebody was clowning Seagal, saying whenever he encounter somebody different from him he tries to talk like them back to them.
Or his best sterotypical idea of how they talk at least.
So if you asian he's gonna bow in greeting and try to talk mandarin.
If you mexican he gonna throw some spanish at you,
if you black he's gonna mj all he pleases.
etc etc etc
dude is fat weirdo

I watch bad movie reviews that clown him for switching up how he talks depending on the person he’s talking to

 

[Mike18jj]

Even as a kid I felt like I could beat Steve Seagel ass. Like I felt Chuck Norris or Jean Claude Van Dam would fukk me up, but the with seagel the whole time I was thinking he out of shape and got a ponytail I can fukk him up.

 

[Max.]

I saw a movie last week him and kurt russell about a terrorist plane…and 35 mins into the movie seagal random dies he gets sucked out of a plane

lmaoo


I check wtf that was about…in the script his head was supposed to explode but steven refused to film the scene and held out days until they cane up with a new death

 

[Max.]

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

I don’t like seeing kids get hurt but this shyt kinda funny damn the internet

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

I saw a movie last week him and kurt russell about a terrorist plane…and 35 mins into the movie seagal random dies he gets sucked out of a plane

lmaoo


I check wtf that was about…in the script his head was supposed to explode but steven refused to film the scene and held out days until they cane up with a new death

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I hate when actor want to be the hero all the time instead of just making a good movie.
The Rock does this too, i just read an article that he refused to do a film because it didn't have a happy ending. and we already know about the not getting beat up rule he has.
Just stupid, we know it isn't real life. your character taking an L isn't the same as you taking one. Imagine if Denzel had done that to training day? Or Al Pacino did that in Scarface. would have been entirely different shyttier films.

Nah if you're an action hero, it's written into your contract that you can't take too big of an L because it would be a blow to your public image.

Shows have been canceled due to a character taking too big of an L.

One example comes to mind, when Julius Caesar appeared on Spartacus and they were planning to do a spin off.

Only one problem. They had a scene where dude got raped by another dude.

That killed ALL talk of a spinoff.

Thats a drastic example but it's the same thing because once the audience sees you take too big of an L, you can never again show that tough guy machismo that action stars need.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Man, if Steven Seagal came busting through my door, I'd steal on that cac. You ain't the police. Who you supposed to be?

According to Seagal, in the late 1980s, Jefferson Parish's longtime sheriff, Harry Lee, asked Seagal to train some of his deputies in martial arts.[4] The actor further claimed that the success of these classes led to Lee asking Seagal to join the department as a reserve deputy.[5] The LA Times article goes on to suggest that a black and white photo, purportedly showing Seagal's swearing in as Deputy in the 1980s, in fact showed the actor some 20 years older than would have been consistent with his claim. Additionally, the article notes that the Peace Officer Standards & Training organization, which accredits police officers, had no record of Seagal being certified.[4]

 

[BlackAchilles]

I hate when actor want to be the hero all the time instead of just making a good movie.
The Rock does this too, i just read an article that he refused to do a film because it didn't have a happy ending. and we already know about the not getting beat up rule he has.
Just stupid, we know it isn't real life. your character taking an L isn't the same as you taking one. Imagine if Denzel had done that to training day? Or Al Pacino did that in Scarface. would have been entirely different shyttier films.

Are you Triple H

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

I watched Mark for Death like two years ago
When the pandemic first jumped off
That is one of the most racist movies I’ve ever seen
Didn’t realize it as a kid
But gotdamn
And those Jamaican accents were terrible
shyt was on par with Luke Cage Season 2