Remember when steven seagal was terrorizing new orleans

[Max.]

why is he talking like gambit

 

[Sterling Archer]

Shaq c00n ass was doing the same shyt.

 

[chiefdogg]

 

[KingsOfKings]

I seen a movie of his on TUBI and bro needs to just quit

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[8WON6]

 

[staticshock]

Shaq c00n ass was doing the same shyt.

what makes Shaq a c00n…because he’s a cop?

foh

 

[CHICAGO]

Shaq c00n ass was doing the same shyt.

SHAQ WAS ARRESTING PPL?



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[Saint1]

Steven Segal is trash
Dude was holding sex slaves
Down with the dictator of Belaruse and sharing carrots

http://expat.by/imgs/misc/lukashenko-seagal-carrot.jpg

Friends with that stupid Sheriff Arpaio from AZ,where they drove a tank through a guys wall on wrong suspicion
Steven Seagal Lawsuit: Don't Bring a Tank to a Cockfight

Has claimed multiple times he was a navy seal and even told another guy's heroic story while the guy was there.
Said he could get out of any hold, pestered a martial arts expert to try him and then was put to sleep and shyt his pants on a movie set.
Steven Segal is the epitome of

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

 

[T.H.E. Goat]

 

[Wild self]

why is he talking like gambit

This is at the fullest extent

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Man, if Steven Seagal came busting through my door, I'd steal on that cac. You ain't the police. Who you supposed to be?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Man, if Steven Seagal came busting through my door, I'd steal on that cac. You ain't the police. Who you supposed to be?

what could they get you for?

 

[Cuban Pete]

Man, if Steven Seagal came busting through my door, I'd steal on that cac. You ain't the police. Who you supposed to be?

Watch out now he's a black belt in aikido, the most useless grappling martial art in existence. It's basically jiu jitsu for people that believe in magic