Remember when steven seagal was terrorizing new orleans

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Steven Segal is trash
Dude was holding sex slaves
Down with the dictator of Belaruse and sharing carrots :dame:
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Friends with that stupid Sheriff Arpaio from AZ,where they drove a tank through a guys wall on wrong suspicion
Steven Seagal Lawsuit: Don't Bring a Tank to a Cockfight

Has claimed multiple times he was a navy seal and even told another guy's heroic story while the guy was there.
Said he could get out of any hold, pestered a martial arts expert to try him and then was put to sleep and shyt his pants on a movie set.
Steven Segal is the epitome of :duck:
 

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Man, if Steven Seagal came busting through my door, I'd steal on that cac. You ain't the police. Who you supposed to be?

Watch out now he's a black belt in aikido, the most useless grappling martial art in existence. It's basically jiu jitsu for people that believe in magic :mjlol:
 
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