do u see the gorilla breh neck?
@Mowgli @Mr. Somebody breh explain yourself. You tryna rear naked this neck?
chill friend
Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla
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chill friend
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I bet Shaq could win a fight with a gorilla...... 
ThaRealness
Superstar
So Usain Bolt is one of the only humans that can escape from a Gorilla?
thats a pretty sick accomplishment.my sisters cat pee'd in my room once and then tried to man (cat) up on me, arch'd his back and hissed IN MY ROOM, I got the broom and gave it that ping bang pow. From then on, any room I entered that muthafukka would leave the room head down and everything for a month.
KyokushinKarateMan
Train hard, fight easy
This thread just wont die
Ya know.. I forgot about those all too commonplace chimp attacks, most notably the one mentioned above by @FaTaL where the woman had her face pulled clean off by the chimp's bare hands.
They also, very regularly, pull off the limbs of their human victims in the midst of these attacks..most commonly the hands.
And those are "just" the chimps..
If a gorilla gets their hands on you
Chimps also pull dikks off.
I love how nikkas think gorillas fight exactly like a human.
I'm confident I can whoop Mayweather's ass.
I know for certain I'd put a kangaroo on its ass.
So long as there's adequate room to manuever, I could size up and feel the average roo out and get a decent grapple.
I'm iffy about combating a gorilla though.
So long as there's adequate room to manuever, I could size up and feel the average roo out and get a decent grapple.
I'm iffy about combating a gorilla though.
This roo looking like an Al Green LP sleeve
that Roo would lean back 4 feet on it's tail and kick your ass back to dial up.
STEVE
MIami Beach on the check-in.
this is my favorite thread of all time
you coli brehs are too damm much
this thread dont stop:useriousjay: :useriousjay: :useriousjay: :useriousjay: :useriousjay: