Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Tag teamed though. They were shook.
dude staggered right into the creek
try to help monkeys who dont want your help brehs!
Remember that thread where nikkas was saying they can win a fight against a gorilla
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Ya'll read that story where that chick literally got her fukking faced ripped off by a chimp?
Poppa_Dock
:gladlebron:
gorillas eating trees like its celery brahs
JayYoung713
All Star
This thread has provided so much entertainment I'm like 
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at the same damn time.
& at the same damn time.
Torrential
LWO
Thread has me in tears
at trying to submit a gorilla. He would ignore you and finish his meal before tossing you across the field Jazzy Jeff style
Torrential
LWO
y'all wouldn't even last two rounds against a kangaroo, let alone a gorilla
The quoted part didn't show up in my post.
Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
Ive seen a grown man KO a kangaroo with his fist.
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
dude used every bit of his strength... not normal, "lets wrestle" strength.. but "oh shyt i'm gonna die here unless i get away" panic, adrenaline strength....
and couldn't get ONE ARM, gripped by the wrist, out of that chimps grip... and that bytch didn't even come up to his waist..
but y'all nikkas could beat gorillas and shyt...
i forget... can you bite through a man's face and rip it off like cd plastic in MMA?? cause i'm pretty sure that chimp with the 4 inch canine's ain't following the american, standing 8 count rules this go round
and that chimp wasn't even angry.
it was just having fun out there doing whatever it wanted because it knew that it was in no danger at all.
little man was just holding that dude by the wrist and saying "walk this way please".
now imagine if that chimp was amped up...biting, smashing, tearing and ripping.
you dudes are delusional.
I will rip cacs apart
You Win Perfect
bow down
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
Imagine the strongest nikka you know and multiply his strength by 2 and thats probably the AVERAGE chimps strength... They are dense as fukk which is why they don't swim well if at all, basically all muscle and are fast/agile.
So imagine what a gorilla could do to a human being. Wrestling a gorilla is like slap boxing a tiger. These are WILD animals built to survive in wild conditions. I hope these BJJ dudes aren't serious.
So imagine what a gorilla could do to a human being. Wrestling a gorilla is like slap boxing a tiger. These are WILD animals built to survive in wild conditions. I hope these BJJ dudes aren't serious.