Remember nikkas instigating fights when you were a kid in school?

[Mr Hate Coffee]

This was my high school specialty. Used to do it so subtle and sit back in the cut like

If they hit you with the "nikka you doin all that talkin why don't you fight 'em?"

i'd respond with "This aint about me nikka. Stop tryna deflect and get back to the fact that nikka said your mama got a Thurl Bailey mustache."

 

[DeuceZ]

I used to do this alot all through high school on some "all man you gonna let him diss u like that?", "cmon man u better than that" or "you know what man don't even sweat it he probably didnt mean nothing by it"

 

[observe]

Damn..everyone's talmbout high school..I meant elementary and jr high..

 

[Free White & 21]

Somebody need to beat that crow's ass

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

BET YOU WON'T HIT 'EM!

 

[jackswstd]

I recall this one time two chicks were gonna fight after school so we all walked a couple blocks from there, and they start laughing not really wanting to throw hands. Long story short we eventually got them to do it and as in many a female fight titties were exposed

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I was the instigator laughing hard as I can at every comment

Me:- *puts an item on dude #1's shoulder*....I bet you wont knock that *item* off his shoulder dude #2 !!!

Dude #2 - I bet I will

Me- If you dont then you are scary ass nikka...Dude #1 if you let that nikka touch you then you a scary ass nikka

fight ensues

i thought that was only a va thing

Only the random signified the persons mother

 

[jackswstd]

If only the crow could hold a camera phone, he was probably screaming "WORLDSTAR" as he followed them cats off the roof.

 

[T-K-G]

you trippin if you think inner city nikkas didn't have shyt like that in elementary breh

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

i thought that was only a va thing

Only the random signified the persons mother

VA?

 

[Racked Up]

*juve voice*
I know you ain't just gonna let a nikka come and punk you ha
Stunt and front you ha
Straight up run you ha

 

[Exiled Martian]

Yeh I was guilty on several instances for getting my Don King on from a distance ... but this one time at band camp....High School Chronicles:

Basically there was this really disturbed/ borderline violent,unhinged kid who constantly made a point of using his moms death (which happened like when he was 7) to his advantage... i.e to get VIP attention & crazy privileges... get a pass from all things, he used to rub it in our faces like .... the teachers knew what the sketch was as well! So me & a next man were tired of this shyyytte & honestly speaking we were hating/ envious of this fake ass dark skin begging (the white brother was convinced he was part black due to his welsh heritage) bruddah...& from there on, we go to sharpening our pencils as we knew the time had come to etch this idiot into the HOF

Side track here but its all relevant.....this guy was renowned for being clowned due to once having some very weirdly looking Yellow stains on his tracksuit bottoms... in a very suspicious place ... He tried to blame the stains on pot noodle saying it was food stains, we was like yea whatever this was all in gym class...we was really going hard at him for using a 'piss poor 'noodle excuse & it was there where he earned the many legendary nicknames 'Piss Pants, Pissy & Noodz for the rest of his high school spell

Anyways so back to Pissy using the 'my mom died emotional blackmail card' to get out of some extra-curricular learning yet again. We was in maths & enough was enough so we (The AOWS- The art of war squad) drew this sick ass comical drawing of this wasteman, the end result brought tears to our eyes...To loosely describe it, he was standing at a derelict grave (RIP MOM) on the tombstone & a Pot noodle container next to the grave half eaten)... with his moms ghost popping out the tombstone Screaming in CAPS 'You're Not Black & him pissing his pants in the process & replying back 'Its only Pot Noodle Mom honest'.... oph yeh there was another grave right next to him with RIP on it. for Rest In Piss


Copies of that masterpiece were soon circulated, shyt really hit the fans then & Pissy lost the plot! He went into Rampage mode Trevor style... asking who the fukk did it & was basically looking to draw blood (completely understandable) & it got to a point where teachers were getting involved & a councillor/mentor was called upon to calm him down & talk all that ZEN shyt.

Now that the ember had been cast into the fire.....Phase 2.....was finding someone dumb enough to 'take the blame' ( kinda like Akon minus the I'm sorry part). This task proved relatively easy as this idiot had an arch nemesis (these two had previous beef which was brewing over a stolen Sean Paul CD) at the time in the form an awkward zimbabwean bruddah who was down for the underground & really wanted to fit in i.e was seeking social acceptance. So he took sole responsibility for that drawing that went viral...(wish I still had that ) in the process gaining much needed fame & recognition Soooooo after school Pissy gave Zimbo the look on some Kevin Hart 'You gon learn today' vibe.
Zimbo was just like come at me Rafiki..as I see Hakuna Matata in whooping your ass
Meanwhile The AOWS were like & each other on another successfully instigated ass whooping event that was due to commence post school time


P.s: Ain't gonna lie brehs this fight was real Mufasa mad....shyt went down behind a block of flats & Pissy beat the living soul/ circle of life out of Zimbo.... it was .. ...to the point where we had to intervene & get Pissy off Zimbo's lifeless corpse on the ground, cos he was

Looking back now that we are older & apparently 'wiser' that shyt was ..but I guess thats the beauty of regret in hindsight....

 

[A.V.]

 

[sfgiants]

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I was watching that Maury show at the DMV and this dude was in there talking about how Maury looked like he used to start shyt in school