Refurbished/Used P*ssy

[Lewis Black]

My girl wild out on me the other day. What's the correct past tense, wilded out? wold out? weld out? Anywhoo....
I was in the crib talking to my boy on the phone when she starts barking about god knows what, something about spilling mirk over the kitchen zink. So I tell her to just wait until I'm done. But she keeps on going and I'm like "PLEASE STFU I will give you my undivided attention when i'm finished" becuase i'm getting some important strategic tips for Madden. So my boy on the other end is like "makka makkaa makka" while she's screaming "woop womp womp womp". I tell her "You can act so stupid sometimes" and turn around to continue the coversation with Silkman, when she hits be in the back of the head with one of those pans you put collard greens and banana pudding in. I was standing next to the stairs, and the impact made me stumble forward and crack two of those little beams that hold up the banister with me forehead. Silk heard the rattling of the aluminum and her yelling and was like "oooh" .I wanted to pick her up and throw her, but i just walked out the house and finished my convo.

First sentence got me dying lol

 

[zayk35]

It's the best hands down plus the good body parts be all soft and nice

 

[Steve Piffler]

ya'll nikkas mayne....

 

[Bless't]

@ aluminum foil stomach and wold out.

 

[Blackking]

. Some of the best fukks I've ever had.

 

[Lord Piffington]

My girl wild out on me the other day. What's the correct past tense, wilded out? wold out? weld out? Anywhoo....
I was in the crib talking to my boy on the phone when she starts barking about god knows what, something about spilling mirk over the kitchen zink. So I tell her to just wait until I'm done. But she keeps on going and I'm like "PLEASE STFU I will give you my undivided attention when i'm finished" becuase i'm getting some important strategic tips for Madden. So my boy on the other end is like "makka makkaa makka" while she's screaming "woop womp womp womp". I tell her "You can act so stupid sometimes" and turn around to continue the coversation with Silkman, when she hits be in the back of the head with one of those pans you put collard greens and banana pudding in. I was standing next to the stairs, and the impact made me stumble forward and crack two of those little beams that hold up the banister with me forehead. Silk heard the rattling of the aluminum and her yelling and was like "oooh" .I wanted to pick her up and throw her, but i just walked out the house and finished my convo.

Ether´d nucca

 

[Cat piss martini]

if you wasnt the 1st nikka to break the tamper proof
seal on them draws that p*ssy has been beta tested and approved.
I need elasticity because i'm on the horse side of the fence.
women with that shot glass cooch act like i be putin lit blunts
out in their necks when i'm in it from the back.

 

[BreezyH]

Pre-Owned p*ssy Sometimes be tight depending how long that Pre-Owned shyt been sitting.. But i have notice alot of broads be ashamed to take off there shirts because of them scares looking like cut up roast beef

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

For most chicks it goes back to "normal"...

 

[Shadow King]

My girl wild out on me the other day. What's the correct past tense, wilded out? wold out? weld out? Anywhoo....
I was in the crib talking to my boy on the phone when she starts barking about god knows what, something about spilling mirk over the kitchen zink. So I tell her to just wait until I'm done. But she keeps on going and I'm like "PLEASE STFU I will give you my undivided attention when i'm finished" becuase i'm getting some important strategic tips for Madden. So my boy on the other end is like "makka makkaa makka" while she's screaming "woop womp womp womp". I tell her "You can act so stupid sometimes" and turn around to continue the coversation with Silkman, when she hits be in the back of the head with one of those pans you put collard greens and banana pudding in. I was standing next to the stairs, and the impact made me stumble forward and crack two of those little beams that hold up the banister with me forehead. Silk heard the rattling of the aluminum and her yelling and was like "oooh" .I wanted to pick her up and throw her, but i just walked out the house and finished my convo.

at the possible past tenses of wild out

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

I cant be the only one who dont give a fukk about stretch marks, long as she not sloppy fat and the p*ssy smell and taste like fiji water

 

[Jesus]

For most chicks it goes back to "normal"...

Natural birth....no stitches required?

 

[unit321]

Natural birth....no stitches required?

Does this thread have anything to do with refurbished/used Fleshlights?

 

[Jesus]

Does this thread have anything to do with refurbished/used Fleshlights?

shyt is too expensive I'll stick to the lotion and the right hand. Have you used one before?

 

[unit321]

shyt is too expensive I'll stick to the lotion and the right hand. Have you used one before?

No. That question is too personal anyway.