Reboot these Four Careers

[Kang Deezy]

I still think Kofi will be a star once he turns heel

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Alex Riley and Miz reform


the band is back together

 

[Fellatio]

Miz

Make him the great wizard for a nash return to ring action

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

kofi: have him cut a promo saying that he was disrespected by ryback and is tired of being the nice guy in the E. he says he will get revenge by "any means necessary" and start a stable with PTP, Mark Henry and r-truth that is all in all fed up with the lack of title opportunities they have gotten. Kofi describes how PTP should have gotten the tag belts, Henry the championship and r-truth more airtime seeing as though he is still over. kofi develops a go-to weapon, which is just a chair, and he cuts a promo on it saying that he is using a chair because he demands to sit at the table and eat rather than get put through one more table for the rest of his career. have him run in on matches involving a champion with the chair, any champion, and have him win the MITB and give it to mark henry, with the expectation that henry will give him the belt after he wins it and eventually retires. if henry doesnt retire, then the stable decides that they are tired of kofi's leadership and beats him down and puts him through a table...kofi turns face again after running in on a match with henry and cena or bryan and attacks henry with his go to chair. he then feuds with henry for the belt or is put in a triple threat match for the belt with henry and cena or bryan.

 

[Mr.Black]

kofi: have him cut a promo saying that he was disrespected by ryback and is tired of being the nice guy in the E. he says he will get revenge by "any means necessary" and start a stable with PTP, Mark Henry and r-truth that is all in all fed up with the lack of title opportunities they have gotten. Kofi describes how PTP should have gotten the tag belts, Henry the championship and r-truth more airtime seeing as though he is still over. kofi develops a go-to weapon, which is just a chair, and he cuts a promo on it saying that he is using a chair because he demands to sit at the table and eat rather than get put through one more table for the rest of his career. have him run in on matches involving a champion with the chair, any champion, and have him win the MITB and give it to mark henry, with the expectation that henry will give him the belt after he wins it and eventually retires. if henry doesnt retire, then the stable decides that they are tired of kofi's leadership and beats him down and puts him through a table...kofi turns face again after running in on a match with henry and cena or bryan and attacks henry with his go to chair. he then feuds with henry for the belt or is put in a triple threat match for the belt with henry and cena or bryan.

Umm isnt mark bout to face cena for the wwe title on ppv?

oh yeah and as for the rest of them nikkas, send them to tna, they'll be world or tag champion within 3 months

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

TSC Logic.. basically:

turn everyone heel

Not really a good example of that.

2/4 of those guys have been faces for years on end.

WWE has had a bad string of guys who have never changed their character.

Kofi, Dolph and Barret are the worst cases. Glad to see Dolph is getting a fresh look

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Isn't amazing how most peoples minds can't work outside of racial categorization.

Damn near every suggestion for Kofi is pairing him up with someone black

 

[El Cocodrilo]

If you wanna reboot Miz, fire his ass and he'll be TNA champion in no time

Zack Ryder just needs another underdog run to be over

Kofi just needs to be a heel that wears suits and uses a fake jamaican accent

Ryback need to be a face and feud for the IC title and then the WHC


:goatshrug:

 

[Momentum]

kofi: have him cut a promo saying that he was disrespected by ryback and is tired of being the nice guy in the E. he says he will get revenge by "any means necessary" and start a stable with PTP, Mark Henry and r-truth that is all in all fed up with the lack of title opportunities they have gotten. Kofi describes how PTP should have gotten the tag belts, Henry the championship and r-truth more airtime seeing as though he is still over. kofi develops a go-to weapon, which is just a chair, and he cuts a promo on it saying that he is using a chair because he demands to sit at the table and eat rather than get put through one more table for the rest of his career. have him run in on matches involving a champion with the chair, any champion, and have him win the MITB and give it to mark henry, with the expectation that henry will give him the belt after he wins it and eventually retires. if henry doesnt retire, then the stable decides that they are tired of kofi's leadership and beats him down and puts him through a table...kofi turns face again after running in on a match with henry and cena or bryan and attacks henry with his go to chair. he then feuds with henry for the belt or is put in a triple threat match for the belt with henry and cena or bryan.

 

[Francis White]

Zach Ryder i would turn him heel but in a unique way, i would have team up with Layla in a mixed tag match against Fandango and his partner, Teddy Long decides it is a dance off, the crowd cheers Fandango and his partner and also cheer Layla's moves, but Fandango wins, Layla gets ready to leave the but Zach gives her the rough rider and power bombs her through the table. He does it because he is tired of being laughed at, he becomes a monster heel for that act. Miz there is nothing you can do with, give him his release, Kofi has to become member of team Zeb,. Ryback becomes part of the Albert and Broadus comedy team.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Umm isnt mark bout to face cena for the wwe title on ppv?

oh yeah and as for the rest of them nikkas, send them to tna, they'll be world or tag champion within 3 months

yea it seems that way, so i think the angle could have been better paid off before the henry swerve, but, with some tinkering, the overall idea i think would work

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

The Crash Holly, Super Heavyweight gimmick but in reverse. Call him Lil Zach and team him with Hornswaggle. This shyt won't get ova but that's the point. Drive Ryder to the brink of insanity with professional failure so he'll quit WWE and go to TNA where he can get a boob job and become the Long Island Iced Tranny. We can get an Eddie Murphy celebrity tag team partner deal.


Bring back the Jamaican accent and include the Jamaican homophobia. Have him beat Fandango to death with a conch shell. This angle will get us mainstream exposure. The swerve is that he's a repressed fakkit himself.


Three stages of hell match with a ridiculous ambulance roof spot.


Catchphrase on a pole match. Four poles with boxes. Three of them contain Miz merchandise with "Really?" on them. Only one contains the hand Mae Young gave birth to. But see it's a coal miner's hand, so it's much more devastating than a regular hand. Winner is the first guy to dap all the lumberjacks with the hand. Ova.

tsc has the best aliases

 

[So UnThotful]

The Crash Holly, Super Heavyweight gimmick but in reverse. Call him Lil Zach and team him with Hornswaggle. This shyt won't get ova but that's the point. Drive Ryder to the brink of insanity with professional failure so he'll quit WWE and go to TNA where he can get a boob job and become the Long Island Iced Tranny. We can get an Eddie Murphy celebrity tag team partner deal.


Bring back the Jamaican accent and include the Jamaican homophobia. Have him beat Fandango to death with a conch shell. This angle will get us mainstream exposure. The swerve is that he's a repressed fakkit himself.


Three stages of hell match with a ridiculous ambulance roof spot.


Catchphrase on a pole match. Four poles with boxes. Three of them contain Miz merchandise with "Really?" on them. Only one contains the hand Mae Young gave birth to. But see it's a coal miner's hand, so it's much more devastating than a regular hand. Winner is the first guy to dap all the lumberjacks with the hand. Ova.

brehs i cant even, im too high for this line

 

[AquaCityBoy]

-Zach Ryder

Have him reveal that his full name is 'Richard Zachary Ryder' and have him run around trying to hang out backstage with guys like Cena and Punk and try to a part of their entourages, but they're just like, " fukk outta here, dikk Ryder."

-Kofi Kingston

Have him change his ring name to 'Prince Nahaje' and come out with a fake ass accent shooting vignettes where he criticizes the architecture of whatever city they're in.

-The Ryback

Bring back the 'Feed me more,' but this time it's revealed he has a severe eating disorder, which gains him simpathy with some of the divas and is the catalyst for a face turn.

-The Miz

Do a 'Miz TV' segment at least once every week, and at the end of it, whoever the guest is beats the shyt out of The Miz for no reason. It could be faces, heels, hell, even Vickie Guerrero could sucker punch him a couple times.