Reboot these Four Careers

[Momentum]

You're lead booker. No rules. You can bring back anyone living to assist them as well. Goal is to prevent them from getting deavors and become a integral part of the show, week in and week out:

-Zach Ryder
-Kofi Kingston
-The Ryback
-The Miz

Let's see what you got

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

I'll tell you all right now: unless he is a submission expert or something you can't get him more over than he is right now. He is mid-card star over and will be for the forseeable future..this is a good thing...he has had a great career that a lot of wrestling journeymen would kill for.

 

[SanfordMan75]

:pryor4
aight lets see wat we can do here!
zach can make a heel turn due to cena screwin him ova & stealin his gurl. while cena cuts a promo, have zach come out there and explain how cena who he thought wuz his friend wuz actually his enemy! then zach nails him wit a weapon & be like batista to rey mysterio where he says u were supposed to be mah friend!

da only thing dat can save kofi in my opinion is to have him turn heel & become a paul heyman guy cause his mic skillz are shyt, so paul can be his mouthpiece. cut dat shyt off his head! put on louis vuiton suit & da reasoning fo da heel turn is due to da fans not givin a fuk when ryback put him through dem tables so dis is da perfect time fo kofi to make dat heel turn cause he can say fuk a fan! ima paul heyman man!

like rich said before, i dont know wat to do wit ryback cause they fuked up da face run & they fuked up da heel run so dont know bout his azz!

fuk miz he suks completely! but da only way to save him is have him turn heel & since he keep doin dis figure four leglock,have him turn heel & have ric flair as his heel manager even though i thought dats wat we were goin to git wit dolphin before he made his face turn but dis is all rich could think to do wit da 4 guyz!

 

[thevarangian]

I'll reboot their asses right out of the fukkin' company.


except for Ryback.

 

[tremonthustler1]

Cut Kofi's hair, make him wear a suit, and have him straight up interrupt every match and fukk people up.

That used to go so over in terms of selling a heel. It could be any match too. Matter of fact, he can interrupt the funkadactyls and have them turn heel on Brodus Clay and begin to develop a mini stable. Just start messing with everyone's matches and then he'll have a line of people ready to kick his ass. Remember when he tore Orton's car up? He needs to go back to that, just as a heel.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Zack Ryder as a hipster wrestler. Hating on everything popular and new/trendy. Just do promos where he shyts on fans for liking mainstream stuff and he can say he doesn't even like wrestling, her prefers boxing/mma or some other shyt.

Kofi Kingston as a dude who refuses to do any high flying moves. Becomes a vicious striker with a real mean streak, saying he got injured because he did all those stupid moves to impress little kids but he won no title. Shave his head and give him mma like tights and have him brutally beat down guys like Gabriel and Sin Cara upon return. He can tease high spots, like jumping off the top rope but then quickly just get down and vicously beat the babyfaces down. Eventually leading to a feud with Punk who is on some "Where'd you go wrong" stuff

The Ryback comes back as a face with the exact same gimmick and does exactly what he did pre-heel turn but goes for the WHC.

The Miz goes to school to be an accountant, then he becomes a CPA and never tries to wrestle in any fashion whatsoever. This is the most beneficial thing

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I'll tell you all right now: unless he is a submission expert or something you can't get him more over than he is right now. He is mid-card star over and will be for the forseeable future..this is a good thing...he has had a great career that a lot of wrestling journeymen would kill for.

I was referring to KOFI :utepwtf:

 

[Momentum]

-Zach Ryder
I turn him heel. I finish the storyline where he accepts the hate and give him a demonic/stalker gimmick. Think DDP in 2002. He can stalk Cena, help his enemies and stuff. As long as he is never paired up 1 on 1 with Super Cena and beat clean, he'd work as a heel.

-Kofi Kingston
Give him a valet or mouthpiece. Im one of the few that like him as a career face but his character needs to stand up for himself. Either hire AW back or make Booker his manager when he's done as GM.

-The Ryback
Try to get him back over as a face. Not sure what to do though, they killed his heat. Possibly put him back on a win streak and grab the IC and US Titles, then have him in a champion/champion with Cena or best in the world vs best in the world.

-The Miz
Make him HHH's understudy. Basically do the reverse of what they are doing with Perfect Jr. Make him the "company favorite." Basically the on-screen parody of what Cena is in real life. I guess this keeps him face on screen but the smarks will perceive it as heel.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

I was referring to KOFI :utepwtf:

I was about to say, "WHO, motherfukker???"

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

-Zach Ryder
I turn him heel. I finish the storyline where he accepts the hate and give him a demonic/stalker gimmick. Think DDP in 2002. He can stalk Cena, help his enemies and stuff. As long as he is never paired up 1 on 1 with Super Cena and beat clean, he'd work as a heel.

You see it. The Dark Ryder

 

[PopOnCloud9]

For the Miz make him heel again, and since he was on a reality show give him a reality based gimmick where he constantly calls out the IWC and smarks every week while reading what internet fans say about him all the way to the ring and following it up by the really catchphrase. Put him in feuds with IWC feuds and make him use the tablet in post match scenarios by smashing it over opponents heads.

Zack Ryder can stay face and then after losing a certain match to an arrogant heel such as Sandow, Sandow calls him the weak link in a post match promo. Afterwards Ryder is seen backstage ready to put in his resignation then D-Bry finds him and offers him a chance to teach him the way of alleviating the weak link title. Over the weeks you see him grow his hair and facial hair out showing that he is under Daniel Bryan's wing, as well as see growth in his in ring abilities. Soon the two will be at odds in friendly competition trying to prove who's the best and thus be booked against each other. Before the match a clean shaven Ryder will come out saying in order to beat his mentor he had to make a deal with the devil..... The white devil and announces that Jack Swagger was a disgrace to America with his constant drug busts and law breaking. Ryder says that he is the America's Son and the epitome of the dream and is accompanied to the ring by his new manager Zeb Colter.

With RVD coming back Ryback definitely needs new attire, yet he needs to be a face again. Ryback cuts a promo how about how he needs to be hungry again and he needs to be fed properly. Build him up properly by putting him in a legit feud with Curtis Axel, even though the monster heel works for him. For some reason I would book him as an all muscle but no brain face that can pulverize his opponents but always loses because of mental errors in the ring. After every loss he would cut promos about how he is still hungry and he wants to be fed more. Basically he would be built properly rather than just push him to constantly lose in the main event.

As for Kofi, leave him face....... After a talk with Booker T in which he says Kofi needs to walk around the backstage as if he is royalty Kofi returns to the ring from his injury as Prince Kofi Najaste or whatever his middle name is. No accents, no crowns but a face who cuts promos in suits, walks on the back of his opponents and will stop at nothing to reach the throne aka his first major championship

 

[Vince.Russo]

-Zach Ryder

The Crash Holly, Super Heavyweight gimmick but in reverse. Call him Lil Zach and team him with Hornswaggle. This shyt won't get ova but that's the point. Drive Ryder to the brink of insanity with professional failure so he'll quit WWE and go to TNA where he can get a boob job and become the Long Island Iced Tranny. We can get an Eddie Murphy celebrity tag team partner deal.

-Kofi Kingston

Bring back the Jamaican accent and include the Jamaican homophobia. Have him beat Fandango to death with a conch shell. This angle will get us mainstream exposure. The swerve is that he's a repressed fakkit himself.

-The Ryback

Three stages of hell match with a ridiculous ambulance roof spot.

-The Miz

Catchphrase on a pole match. Four poles with boxes. Three of them contain Miz merchandise with "Really?" on them. Only one contains the hand Mae Young gave birth to. But see it's a coal miner's hand, so it's much more devastating than a regular hand. Winner is the first guy to dap all the lumberjacks with the hand. Ova.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

TSC Logic.. basically:

turn everyone heel

 

[Momentum]

As for Kofi, leave him face....... After a talk with Booker T in which he says Kofi needs to walk around the backstage as if he is royalty Kofi returns to the ring from his injury as Prince Kofi Najaste or whatever his middle name is. No accents, no crowns but a face who cuts promos in suits, walks on the back of his opponents and will stop at nothing to reach the throne aka his first major championship

Booker helping Kofi embrace his black excellence

 

[luckyse7enz]

TSC Logic.. basically:

turn everyone heel

You can always point out which wrestlers are most beloved by the TSC. It's when they're still universally stanned while they're face.