Reason #19345 why ESPN sucks...

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First off, I hate espn or ESPiN as I call it cause they spin mad stories. I only watch for the live games and bits and pieces of sportscenter.

I can't stand it cuz they stay having brothas :stylin: on there. For example, got my man Herm Edwards "coaching" to invisible players doing that Lou Holtz speech mess...The way Stephen A Smith is supposed to be "angry loud black man"
Glad they got rid of them "2 Stu's" bums:snoop: man them dudes were the worst.

I knew the network was over for me when I started seeing Stuart Scott act like a nerd trying way too hard to be cool...

Had to get that off my chest, back to the kush
 

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Chill...they're starting these "My Wish" segments again.

Trying to make a dude :to:
 

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I would like to also add that Hugh Douglas is :trash:

That boy was getting sonned by Jalen and Michael Smith on that corny ass show I was watching earlier. He always butchers names 2, he called Kyrie Irving "Kyrie Evans" earlier :krs:
 

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Chill...they're starting these "My Wish" segments again.

Trying to make a dude :to:

Word, was just watching it. Was good watching shorty with Desean. Caught the tail end. What was wrong with him?
 

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The reason was breh, the c00nery...the shyt is ridiculous

My wish segment. :birdman: hoe'n them kids like that...

Some current/former employees that are basura
-Eddie George was buns
-Emmitt Smith was terrible and I'm a Cowboys fan
-Two Live Stu's , they so bad I had to mention them again
-Any black anchor/host without a definitive shapeup or "soft shapeup" that Obama lineup...they all need to be :birdman:
-that light skinned cat that rant about basketball, he seem mad loud and annoying but he know his basketball
-Mark May need to be paid to stay away from television

I could go on, but I only respect Marcellous Wiley and Jalen Rose...they seem to keep it a hunnit
 

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Them my wish segments be the worst. I be like, nikka show the highlights! College Football about to start too :snoop: They bout to OD on these heartfelt stories. nikkas need to team with Make a Wish and just have a separate show for that shyt.
 

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It's the down season guys. Tough to talk about sports nonstop when the only relevant sport going right now is wack baseball.
 

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i can't fukking wait for football season to start :hmm:

im scratching my neck like a crackhead

espn is so desperate lately.

they lucky that penn state shyt broke out or they would have nothing to talk about.

next topic on first take

"did kris humphries call out kanye with his tweet"
 

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I always find it funny the ESPN hate threads.

1. You get a network based on "Sports", your content is limited and seasonal.

2. Get a programming director to find talent and content, too bring in advertising dollars.

3. How sustainable would it be if you had a bunch of drones doing the same thing?

4. Diverse personalities and content talking about the same thing in a different way is hard to do.

5. You need yin and yang and dare I say it a little c00nery not a lot but just a little(entertainment value).

6. With such diverse programming you get your pick of the litter.

7. And, with it being 24hrs/7days a week spread over ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN3, ESPN News, and Classics. That is a lot of content creation.

8. Believe me they have test demographics too see what and who works with the 14 to 34 crowd or the 24 to 48 crowd be it male or female.

9. They have to work those numbers to sale advertising, present those numbers to advertisers, believe it or not this is a science of numbers. So if you find some content that you shake your head at, I bet your last dollar their are millions upon millions enjoy.

10. You can't have that many thriving one themed networks without millions of viewers.
 

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I always find it funny the ESPN hate threads.

1. You get a network based on "Sports", your content is limited and seasonal.

2. Get a programming director to find talent and content, too bring in advertising dollars.

3. How sustainable would it be if you had a bunch of drones doing the same thing?

4. Diverse personalities and content talking about the same thing in a different way is hard to do.

5. You need yin and yang and dare I say it a little c00nery not a lot but just a little(entertainment value).

6. With such diverse programming you get your pick of the litter.

7. And, with it being 24hrs/7days a week spread over ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN3, ESPN News, and Classics. That is a lot of content creation.

8. Believe me they have test demographics too see what and who works with the 14 to 34 crowd or the 24 to 48 crowd be it male or female.

9. They have to work those numbers to sale advertising, present those numbers to advertisers, believe it or not this is a science of numbers. So if you find some content that you shake your head at, I bet your last dollar their are millions upon millions enjoy.

10. You can't have that many thriving one themed networks without millions of viewers.

:what: u loss for doing a mini book report defending ESPN, da fukk outta here boy boy!
 
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