Real talk, who is Bowser Jr's mom?

[Chris Cool]

"so long gay Bowser"


Bowser gay according to Mario, so he prolly adopted.

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

Bowser has strong genes that’s why Jr looks like his father

Peach genes are recessive

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

"so long gay Bowser"


Bowser gay according to Mario, so he prolly adopted.

Wasn't that in paper Mario or mario sunshine I forget either way bowsers said he lied at the end.

Probably slung that raw Dino cock as a youth with multiple loose back Yoshi's he don't know who the mothers are

 

[Jonah]

Peach is Bowser's Jr's Mom.
And Minnie Mouse is Max's mom.
Cucks are everywhere my friend:DAIGOCOFFEE:

I gotta +1 this.

Whole thing was brought up in Super Mario Sunshine then tossed by the wayside No wonder Bowser keep snatchin that hoe

 

[Knowledge]

I gotta +1 this.

Whole thing was brought up in Super Mario Sunshine then tossed by the wayside No wonder Bowser keep snatchin that hoe

Looks like we're getting close to the truth here

They know it's peach but don't want to admit it

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In Super Mario Bros. 3, the Koopalings were supposed to be Bowser's children. But there's also Bowser Jr. Are they all his kids, and are they all from different mothers? Is Bowser Jr. a Koopaling?

SM: Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser's children. Bowser's only child is Bowser Jr., and we do not know who the mother is

 

[winb83]

Probably Wendy O Koopa but Bowser won't claim her.

 

[Knowledge]

Probably Wendy O Koopa but Bowser won't claim her.

That's a koopaling. Originally they was supposed to be his kids per my most recent post. She a kid herself breh

At the end of the day. Peach stepped out on mario. Mario boy toad was like aye breh why I saw your chick over by Bowser's castle?. Peach got word that Mario knew she was over there. In order for her to cover up her bussin it wide open for rn Bowser, she used the go to tactic white women always use....clam she got taken by force

 

[winb83]

That's a koopaling. Originally they was supposed to be his kids per my most recent post. She a kid herself breh

At the end of the day. Peach stepped out on mario. Mario boy toad was like aye breh why I saw your chick over by Bowser's castle?. Peach got word that Mario knew she was over there. In order for her to cover up her bussin it wide open for rn Bowser, she used the go to tactic white women always use....clam she got taken by force

No homo but Bowser smashing her would probably be the end of Peach on some Mr. Hands shyt and the child isn't mixed it's a straight koopa so a female koopa is likely the mom.

 

[Tom Foolery]

We never speak on side pieces.

 

[Peter Parker]

He probably lays eggs or some shyt

 

[Doctor Wily]

He probably did some Woody Allen shyt and had a baby with his adopted daughter Wendy.

 

[SmallWars]

I really don't understand. Like damn, the baby momma really got be top-tier aint shyt levels. This nikka Bowser always getting into trouble, done did a few bids in county, always surrounded by goons. The fukk kind of courts think hes a responsible father?

 

[Prince Luchini]

This thread

My head canon was Bowsr jr. is a legit clone of Bowser due to Kamek's magic

and the Koopalings were just badass kids he took in under his wing

 

[LebronsHairline]

this fukking topic lmao

its gonna be a whole new story when i replay mario 64
mario just tryna "rescue" his cheatin ass baby moms

 

[Dank Hill]

WE NEED ANSWERS!!! WHERE IS MAURY!!!

On the real, nintendo been ass by the way they handle the consistency with some of their characters. They even got people questioning donkey kong
https://kotaku.com/the-donkey-kong-timeline-is-truly-disturbing-1823035151

Shigeru Miyamoto out here just doing whatever the fukk he wants