Real Men Don’t Drink 2% Milk

[Buckeye Fever]

I always wondered why they call it 2%.

Is the other 98% water?

 

[Black Mamba]

The one who started drinking cow milk must’ve been a sexual deviant
Was just starring like
“Let me suck on this”

 

[maxamusa]

someone @ that pizza milk poster....


he was here stanning that Barbie movie for like a decade plus

I wanna hear what he has 2 say

 

[Rasille]

I drink almond milk

 

[TrapHouse Rock]

Anything other than Goat Milk ain't healthy at all

 

[JQ Legend]

Real men only drink almond milk

And real almonds drink man milk



Peep how Martin couldn’t look at the camera at the end

 

[beenz]

I don't like milk as a beverage, but I like it for making stuff like grits and oatmeal.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

And real almonds drink man milk



Peep how Martin couldn’t look at the camera at the end

You could hear Tommy laughing in the background

 

[Bboystyle]

I always wondered why they call it 2%.

Is the other 98% water?

2% fat.


I havent touched milk in 5 years.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

2% fat.


I havent touched milk in 5 years.

Yeah, I can't tell you the last time I had milk, and when I did, I think it was almond milk lol

 

[Son Goku]

My nikka @Son Goku going around negging everybody that dislike milk

Bottle-fed children be doing the most

Hadn't actually negged anybody ITT
but I didn't wanna make you a liar.


I don't give a fukk if y'all drink milk or get osteoporosis or what, just don't shyt on the brehs that don't have weak-ass stomachs and can handle dairy. Thanks.

I don't like milk as a beverage, but I like it for making stuff like grits and oatmeal.

You sick sumbytch.

 

[spacewraith]

Drink another mammals milk passed infancy, brehs

 

[The Guru]

Drinking cow titty juice is a remnant from cave man days like having a dog. We must do away with both.

 

[maxamusa]

 

[cyndaquil]

Black folk drinking cow milk?

Yall must be them European blacks who never saw the sun.

Sir we have lactose free milk now...