Rate This Guy: Day 175 - Safaree Samuels

[Aphrodite]

That brother comes off as a goofball that's why I

Yeah but physically he's cute imo.

 

[Daio]

They supposedly love like no other though.

So true


Please txt my ex this

 

[Vice Queen]

Gross

 

[Draje]

Seems childish, I don't like skinty, bird chested nikkas with six packs, he's cute though.

He needs to eat more,
He looks like he wears the dress in a relationship,
Probably cries about everything,
I'm almost certain he's a mamas boy,

I can keep going but 7 for the dikk pic.

I'm your anti-thesis physically but exactly what you'd like outside of that

I'd have you cooking me pancakes, butt-naked, and trying to make me fat

He's a cancer. They are the mamas boys of the zodiac. Like @SheWantTheD
They supposedly love like no other though.

I'm a Virgo. Explain me

 

[Aphrodite]

I'm your anti-thesis physically but exactly what you'd like outside of that

I'd have you cooking me pancakes, butt-naked, and trying to make me fat




I'm a Virgo. Explain me

Mindfukks

 

[Selena]

6.

 

[The5thLetter]

Hes cute n has a nice body, but is a clown and his tats r trash. 5

 

[VFib]

Annoying try hard. And at 35 years old? -1

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

Don't invite me to a good time hun. I'm trini, I cook like a beast.

Want this curry goat?

My pork chops are official too and I make my own gravy.

My ribs and yellow rice would have you screaming my name.

You aint ready for this love.




I make spainish dishes too, keep that in mind.

I'll have you fat in a week.

I'm your anti-thesis physically but exactly what you'd like outside of that

I'd have you cooking me pancakes, butt-naked, and trying to make me fat




I'm a Virgo. Explain me

 

[Draje]

Don't invite me to a good time hun. I'm trini, I cook like a beast.

Want this curry goat?

My pork chops are official too and I make my own gravy.

My ribs and yellow rice would have you screaming my name.

You aint ready for this love.




I make spainish dishes too, keep that in mind.

I'll have you fat in a week.

It's gonna take you two weeks because you ain't accounting for the calories I'm gonna be burning when I wax that ass

And I ain't gonna let you cuddle afterwards until you bring me a plate of ribs

But I'll keep your emotions in check, fill you with purpose and dikk, and always offer rationality/loyalty.

And I call bullshyt on that homemade gravy and pork chops till I see proof

#skinnynegus run this

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

Is this a challenge?

Don't ever question the Pork chops and gravy!

I don't need cuddling and you'll be too busy sleeping to sex me up. My food is like Ambian.

It's gonna take you two weeks because you ain't accounting for the calories I'm gonna be burning when I wax that ass

And I ain't gonna let you cuddle afterwards until you bring me a plate of ribs

But I'll keep your emotions in check, fill you with purpose and dikk, and always offer rationality/loyalty.

And I call bullshyt on that homemade gravy and pork chops till I see proof

#Thickchicks run this

Fixed.

 

[Cheeky]

He has a butter face - his head is oddly shaped which is why he should stick with hats. His body is nice but the tattoos ruin it. I root for him to do well but he always lets me down with his immaturity...so..sadly he gets a 5.

 

[BaileyPark31]

Handsome. Looks better with a hat on tho.... Nice dikpic ...... 8

 

[Draje]

Is this a challenge?

Don't ever question the Pork chops and gravy!

I don't need cuddling and you'll be too busy sleeping to sex me up. My food is like Ambian.

Fixed.

You think skinny negus get hit with that Itis? My metabolism on some GOAT-tier shyt

Don't get mad that you resorting to store bought gravy and un-thawing Walmart pork chops

It's not a challenge because that implies you could win

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

Pump your breaks... I get my pork chops from the meat market and you WISH I used canned gravy.

Ugh,

We bout to fight.
I'll have to invite your ass over one day.