Rate This Guy: Day 151 - Brian Pumper

[Black Cobain]

I'm not attracted to him but he gets a seven for these reasons:

• Two degrees away from Keanu Reeves da Gawd (Him-> Montana -> Laurence ->Keanu) (+4 [anything involving Neo gets twice the points])
• Got a lot of brehs and brehettes on in porn (+2)
• His rap fukkery (+1)

 

[Daio]

rigged. Set him up for failure with those -1 -2 options

 

[Woman of god]

He's an example of a guy who took what he had and made it work for him. Not the finest. Not the tallest. Obviously some type of corn ball. But he owns it. I can respect that

 

[KinksandCoils]

-1 for wack ass sex scenes
-1 for being too muscular
-1 for being cocky
-1 for being outdated
-1 for being a porn star
-1 for being Corny as fukk

So he gets a 4 because he's actually not really bad looking.

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm mad someone commented on that video and said it looks like he's fukking Lil Romeo. Now I can't get it out of my head.

:scustlyin:

 

[The5thLetter]

@Amy Traphouse @Raava @The5thLetter @m0rninggl0ry and that girl in the video I posted (who he is fukking on his instagram) barely looks 18 even though he claimed she's 18.

Jayne I feel like I gotta call chris hansen on myself that was clearly CP smfh!

also, eggs, really?

 

[Aphrodite]

Jayne I feel like I gotta call chris hansen on myself that was clearly CP smfh!

also, eggs, really?

Reminds me of @skeetsinternal

 

[The5thLetter]

Reminds me of @skeetsinternal

ughk:Jaydolf:
Wait, is BP really broke like he's sayin in these videos or he's trollin?

 

[Aphrodite]

ughk:Jaydolf:
Wait, is BP really broke like he's sayin in these videos or he's trollin?

Lets ask his bestie @marcuz

 

[KOOL-AID]

why are yall usin non physical things to determine his score, isn't this look based? im just curious as to yall mindset in these things, cuz i see "he's a pornstar" n shyt "eww -2".

 

[BaileyPark31]

Ill be nice and give him a zero. He grosses me out.

 

[Daio]

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[badtguy]

These chicks lying they done sucked and fukked nikkas who were probably in worse shape with more corny personalities.

why are yall usin non physical things to determine his score, isn't this look based? im just curious as to yall mindset in these things, cuz i see "he's a pornstar" n shyt "eww -2".

 

[Black Barbie]

why are yall usin non physical things to determine his score, isn't this look based? im just curious as to yall mindset in these things, cuz i see "he's a pornstar" n shyt "eww -2".

It's not ewww just because of that tho.