#RapLyricsInCorrectEnglish

[ISO]

All of these social media platforms and computers have led to you creating an internet character facade you are walking around attempting to provoke fear as if you are a murderer when in fact you are a fraudulent rifleman

 

[Taadow]

I will cause discomfort here, much like a scene in the type of movies Marion Morrison starred in in the days of yore.
"I am not sure exactly what you purport by that statement..."
let my clarify - once I arrive, there will be a gunfight, and I will leave the site all disheveled.

 

[Taadow]

Perform felatio on my person.
In the manner as if you were enjoying what the Native peoples used to call "Maize".
Contact me concerning this; then commence performing this task.

 

[str8up]

"I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable."

 

[jdashmaj]

When I made your acquaintance the previous evening madam I had the utmost respect for you. But now I am remiss to continue to hold you to such esteem. Because you were sexually uninhibited when we engaged in coitus. You also performed oral sex upon my testicles.

 

[CHAIN]

I need yall to drop the track titles.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

@7th Letter Specialist I was beginning to think no one would get that.

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Effortlessly I have come to this auditory device to perform in a serious manner.
Inform your lady friend to control herself around me - I am too preoccupied to be intimate with her.
Instead, I will place my codpiece inside my hand and prance about braggadociously.
If you take issue with that, very well - I have a weapon on standby
and will totally discharge it toward you gleefully.

I should know this.

But "and will totally discharge it toward you gleefully" had me and .

Actually now, that sentence out of context is .

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

My lady friend is highly attractive and has outlandishly expensive taste, and I'm cooking cocaine into crack, and I am also in possession of an uzi while doing so

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I need yall to drop the track titles.

I'm willing to release the author's name.

 

[LevelUp]

 

[Asicz]

 

[A Tribe Called Quest ™]

During the time of dusk, I struggle immensely with my headrest
Candlesticks illuminating the dim room, vivid imagery of bodies being burned
Four walls just surveying an African American

 

[Taadow]

The young males of this location have a reputation for being tough.
Prepare to be challenged if you accost them.
Their goal is be known for such thoroughness.
But, pretend I did not share this information with you.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Why did they murder my friend? Darn it, man, I miss my mother's brother, Charles, you all.