Randy Orton suspended

[K-Apps]

Going to miss the 1000th episode of Raw in his home town

He will make a appearance via satellite or video package

 

[SuikodenII]

St Louis don't really give a damn about dude anyway

 

[Rayzah]

LOL@how Blandy and Jericho were supposed to wrestle each other at No Way Out and now they're both done

What happend to jericho?

 

[DoubleJ13]

Jericho kicked the Brazilian flag at a show over there which is a crime

 

[TrueEpic08]

I love how I don't post for a day and everything happens.

Raw gets a 2.7 for MNR starring Paul Wight and Orton does drugs (probably Spice, the moron. Just smoke standard, you idiots) for the 85th time, but only gets suspended so he can spend more time with his baby moth...I mean wife . Yes, his "wife".

Hell of a life for young Randall Orton.

 

[Alexander The Great]

CM Punk ‏@CMPunk
My last three Wrestlemania opponents are currently suspended. I'm a curse!

ha

 

[KevCo]

Well, the product just got better....now if only Cena would........

 

[Metta World Movement]

Well, the product just got better....now if only Cena would........

Yeah, let Cena fukk around and get suspended for 60 days....yeah right

Ratings would go down so fast, that at the end of the 2nd Raw after his suspension they'd have Cena come outta nowhere on some

Ultimate Warrior Returns And Helps Hulk Hogan At Wrestlemania 8 - YouTube

 

[Tryna Makit]

No RKO dam I mean wut da hell. Who gone be the measuring stick round there, Sheamus, Del rio, Ryberrrg err I mean back...U need RKO baby.

 

[MBwithadream]

Negged accordingly

what up Randy, what did you do to get yourself into trouble for this time?

 

[MBwithadream]

Next TNA champ

they actually have some good numbers this time.

 

[MBwithadream]

Looks like Zack Ryder won't be complaining for the next 60 days about not appearing on television

Had they not try to bury Zack, he could have been the one save us from Borndom

 

[Kostibros]

From Reddit: The Ballad of Randy Orton
Sung to the tune of Randy's theme song:

I have substance in my piss

now 60 days I'm gonna miss

They've sidelined me!

You got your rules and got your wellness

All designed to keep me okay

But when drugs start getting taken

You start holding back my pay

I have a piss that is so tainted

With a price I can't avoid

Are the drugs that's in my system

Hard narcotics, weed or roids?

I hear divas crying

I see paydays dying

I smell chicken frying

I feel tensions rising

I have substance in my piss

now 60 days I'm gonna miss

They've sidelined me!

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