Randy Orton aka BLANDY F U C K I N G SUCKS!

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Honestly you'd think a match filled with AJ/Sami/KO, an upcoming Corbin, and a RED HOT Jinder (:stylin:) would atleast give this guy a pep in his step this week. Nope.

He basically has his own version of spot fest "flippy shyt" ie: powerslam (even claps before hitting it), ddt, rko. Stiff like a robot, mechanics and all. Just brutal. Get the belt off this nikka. Brock I hate you for this breh, why'd you have to bust this idiot open hardway for? :damn::smh:

Remember when Randy was calling John Cena stiff and a robot on some shoot interview.
 

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He should just retire already just like Christian.

Christian had to retire from post-concussion symptoms. I wish they could throw Orton in a bunch of WWE movies but even they know that he has the on-screen charisma of a plank.

This is his only memorable movie moment:mjlol:



Speaking of Christian, even he was shytting on Orton's acting. :russ:

 

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Christian had to retire from post-concussion symptoms. I wish they could throw Orton in a bunch of WWE movies but even they know that he has the on-screen charisma of a plank.

This is his only memorable movie moment:mjlol:



Wow this guy half-asses everything even movies. I'm guessing the only way Randy gets his shyt together is if he gets pressured by Vince or HHH. Damn it's sad that Christian unofficially retired without doing a retirement ceremony like Edge.
 

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i always :beli: and :snoop: when bradshaw lame ass yells "randy's going to that place again"...every damn week he says this, i wish that nikka would just stay at that place and stop boring me to death :camby:

"If you could build a WWE superstar from the ground up, it would look like Randy Orton!" :mjlol:

Apparently JBL has never heard of Austin, Rock, Hogan, HBK, Lesnar, Taker, etc. I was really hoping the Ranallo situation would finally get him off commentary, he fukkin sucks.
 

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Remember when Randy was calling John Cena stiff and a robot on some shoot interview.
I know, the irony. Even though John may still be a little mechanical, his energy (both himself and getting the crowd involved) lapse Orton by a trillion.

It took Roman at RR to get this guy a pop. Hasn't sniffed anything since. Lol.
 

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I know, the irony. Even though John may still be a little mechanical, his energy (both himself and getting the crowd involved) lapse Orton by a trillion.

It took Roman at RR to get this guy a pop. Hasn't sniffed anything since. Lol.

I never thought I'd say it but this shytty Blandy Boreton run has me missing John Cena.
 

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Are other wrestlers really scared of Orton? U will never hear a shoot interview about some talking bad about him, whenever he's brought up most just dance around any real critique of him
 

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Are other wrestlers really scared of Orton? U will never hear a shoot interview about some talking bad about him, whenever he's brought up most just dance around any real critique of him

They all saw what happened to Kofi's push in 2010 plus he was one of the dudes that got Mr.Kennedy fired. No doubt this bum has alot of backstage pull. :francis:
 

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This is one of the few standout promos that Orton's given in years.

I can't believe I missed this thread. That WrestleMania match was garbage and if they wanted to keep the card the same, they could have just had Styles defend the title against Shane. The only memorable thing Orton's done since coming back from injury is going after Lesnar in that fourth wall promo and getting the beating of his life at SummerSlam. "No enhancement needed," a bloody skull, and wearing a sleeveless hoodie to his matches. That's it. :francis:

Oh yeah, and being exposed as a racist. But that just makes his current run even worse to sit through. :hhh:
 
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