My mom calls me Special. After I walk away she throws in the Ed partI got you, chief
"God bless you"Wicks, they look clownish
Employees in stores asking me if I need help when I'm minding my business
People at the light asking for money, then staring at me like it'll scare me into giving them something
Paying bills
People who don't have curtains or window coverings in general
Don't try to sing to me.
Ever.
My girl sings to me sometimes, and I just smile warmly and accept it as love. She’s tone deaf and sounds like this:
Eye contact when someone's talking to me. Hate it. I'm with the autistics on this one