In Miami's defense, have you seen the lifestyle down here?
Bad ass bytches walking around nearly butt ass naked, endless summer, boats and hoes, 24-hour clubs, top-shelf drugs, no state tax, did I mention the hoes?...this shyt's not for the weak.
This is not and has never been a sports town. 90% of Fins and Heat fans are casuals who only tune in if the team's winning. No one cares about the Marlins and only refs care about Messi. Canes used to have a hardcore local fanbase but they've been aging out and destroying the Orange Bowl was a big fukk you to them.
Even during the early Marino glory days. You know who else was busy slinging shots in Miami?
It is what it is. There's too many distractions down here. Tyler Herro couldn't resist. Neither could Shaq. I've always wondered about the disconnect between "Heat Culture" (gritty hard work) and the Fins culture of never being good enough, always a step behind. The Fins org has an inferiority complex. They used to be the only thing that mattered here (having a HOF QB and HC will do that), but ever since Dan and Don walked off into the Everglades sunset, it's been December collapse after December collapse. Every year the same fukking script. fukk Ross.