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Blazer Brehs, I don't even understand the concept behind our team.

Okay, we're gonna have Lillard, who's kind've like a more stout steph curry almost play like Harden, then we'll have another lanky shooter McCullom, maybe like the Klay Thompson...

Then fukking what? Can anyone here imagine Allen Crabbe with his knockoff O'Dell Beckham hair cut and Meyers Leonard running pick and rolls? What are we supposed to be doing? I didn't even understand how the pieces were supposed to fit together when we had Robin Lopez at center. Now, we our imposing forces in the block are the two doughboys Meyers Leonard and Mason Plumlee, and yes, they're as white and unintimidating as their names suggest.

Even our gutted commentary team feels like two random guys grabbed off the street forced to do a show together to prevent a puppy from being shot.
 

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Blazer Brehs, I don't even understand the concept behind our team.

Okay, we're gonna have Lillard, who's kind've like a more stout steph curry almost play like Harden, then we'll have another lanky shooter McCullom, maybe like the Klay Thompson...

Then fukking what? Can anyone here imagine Allen Crabbe with his knockoff O'Dell Beckham hair cut and Meyers Leonard running pick and rolls? What are we supposed to be doing? I didn't even understand how the pieces were supposed to fit together when we had Robin Lopez at center. Now, we our imposing forces in the block are the two doughboys Meyers Leonard and Mason Plumlee, and yes, they're as white and unintimidating as their names suggest.

Even our gutted commentary team feels like two random guys grabbed off the street forced to do a show together to prevent a puppy from being shot.

That team was supposed to tank but they overarchieved after 4 of their 5 starters left in FA. now that they overachieved the team thinks they'll grab a free agent but wont.

Tis the struggle of being a treadmill team
 

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I hope people gave up on the idea of Towns already being better than Wiggins and it being his team. :yeshrug:
 

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That team was supposed to tank but they overarchieved after 4 of their 5 starters left in FA. now that they overachieved the team thinks they'll grab a free agent but wont.

Tis the struggle of being a treadmill team
Exactly.
You never know, with Paul Allen in the front office and guys like Steven Adams with 4-year 100mil deals, maybe we'll just buy Brandon Roy and Greg Oden bionic knees and pretend it's still 2008.
 
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