Random Animals appearing in Lauderdale

CarbonBraddock

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A fox? :dahell: I don't think I've ever seen one.

You would think that those animals would be closer to the everglades. Luckily you didn't see any gators.
one time i had gone outside at night and was throwing something in the dumpster and i heard what sounded like a woman screaming. without hesitation, i ran toward the bushes, cause if you save these females out here, they will be likely to break you off a piece. well right before i got there, this homeless-lookin guy came out from there and i grabbed his ass, pause, and lifted him up and had him upside down in midair by the legs and torso and i was just sayin 'where's the fukking girl! where's the fukking girl!' and he said 'what girl' over and over. eventually it became apparent that he wasn't raping anyone and he was terrified for some reason, probably coked outta his mind so i just threw his ass into the dumpster and walked off. but that was a fox i had heard screaming and not a human female though lol. shyt was pretty wild.
 

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OP gonna go outside next and see this :mjlol:

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Ricky Fontaine

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Them animals been there breh. Developers just killed em all and the survivors went in hiding.

All those animals are indigenous to Florida.
 

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one time i had gone outside at night and was throwing something in the dumpster and i heard what sounded like a woman screaming. without hesitation, i ran toward the bushes, cause if you save these females out here, they will be likely to break you off a piece. well right before i got there, this homeless-lookin guy came out from there and i grabbed his ass, pause, and lifted him up and had him upside down in midair by the legs and torso and i was just sayin 'where's the fukking girl! where's the fukking girl!' and he said 'what girl' over and over. eventually it became apparent that he wasn't raping anyone and he was terrified for some reason, probably coked outta his mind so i just threw his ass into the dumpster and walked off. but that was a fox i had heard screaming and not a human female though lol. shyt was pretty wild.

"Threw his ass into the dumpster and walked off"


"save females out here, they will be likely to break you off a piece"

"i grabbed his ass, pause"

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:
 
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