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Top Notch
*throws a team tee
somebody's gotta do it
*throws a team tee
I Said Heel Turn Soon
actually didn't you win that rumble thread
After I won the rumble
I fell into obscurity Im lex luger status
You, me, Jmare and Honga need to form a Puro stan stable. Give it a ridiculous, Engrish all caps name. Break through the glass ceiling and fukk shyt up a la Nexus.
Tell me that wouldn't draw.
*Kash leaves ring, music hits*Kid Kash said:Cut my music.
The days of SOHH are over. Kash has come to The Coli to solidify that he truly is the greatest and most valued talent currently on the wrestling-board market. I am challenging the current champion, Johnny Whatshisname, for a title-match. People here at the coli have been denied a great champ for too long due to backstage politics and bad booking. I am here to give back to the community, to contribute to history and to kick some ass.
Johnny, when I lift you up in the moneymaker, you will know that you're not a real man, you're just a little boy! After the 1-2-3, your mommy will be running to the ring, crying that her son will need spinal fusion. The only sport event you will ever be in from that moment on, is the paralympics. Kurt Angle may have won a gold medal with a broken neck, but all you will get is a pink slip.
So give me that title-shot, 'cause I want the gold. And when I get the gold, everyone will know that:
KASH IS MONEY
*lights dim*
*music hits*
Entrance theme
*lights go on, Kid Kash is in the ring with a microphone*
*Kash leaves ring, music hits*
Entrance theme
Swiggy Cabaret
I fukks with Art Barr and his posts, brehs
The only nikka in SOHH/Coli history with a production budget for his shyt
You bring that SOHH championship into the Coli like Booker T brought that WCW title into the E, breh. We won't job you out immediately like he got, tho