The older I get the more dealing with women becomes routine. No matter where she's from, what she's into, and what she's looking for, it's all an endless loop. Same soup, just reheated.
My ex broke up with me about a month ago. No contact since then...until this past Saturday when the inevitable "hey big head" text came through.
The one thing about the routine that pisses me off is the fake formal polite talk.
"I'm so sorry...I don't mean to bother you...I'm just wondering if you have time to talk...I don't mean to interrupt....bla bla bla..."
You were't fake formal polite when we were together. Keep the same energy.
Told her yeah sure come through
I open the door and she's got one of them long dresses on with the deep V cut t*ts poppin out
I internally chuckled like ok, I see what time it is
Sure enough, after a half hour of the usual I apologize didn't mean to hurt you I'm just not ready for a relationship right now bla bla bla
She gets up from the couch for a hug, we hug and then she gives me a peck on the lips on some probing shyt
yeah I'm down, let's get it poppin
One thing I've confirmed is the average every day woman would rather not increase their body count
(this doesn't apply to IG mutants and social media/club hoes)
That's why you see plenty of women who "can't get over" their ex/BD.
The known quantity is more secure than going out to get some strange (the opposite of us).
So we smashed, fell asleep, and then Sunday morning she was in a hurry to leave cuz of Father's Day plans (also a bit of ok I got my nut I'm out)
No simping on my part. Kept everything civil, call me if you need anything, no worries, we're good, etc etc
I fully expect to get a few more "u up?" texts before @the next guy scoops her up.
The game is the game.
If you would have told her you can keep the vagina, you good, it would have crushed her heart lol
