I hit tourists in town from PR, the Bay, NY...shyt was just a turkey shoot
One night we were at club Play in South Beach. 3 of us. Eyed some PAAGs at the bar. Step up bla bla bla they're in town from The Bay. On my moms not 15 min. after introducing myself we're making out. I turn to look and my homie is also sucking face at the bar. Third homie was married so he laid back in the cut. More kissing and fondling with my PAAG for the evening. She tells me let's go. We hop in a cab and I got my hand up her skirt. They were staying at the Ritz on 15th and Collins.
We get there and go up to their room. Get to their door and hear some chick getting her back blown out. No shyt, guess one of their homegirls bagged a dude earlier. We're all standing by the door giggling and shyt. Couple of minutes later girl opens the door and she's got that dikk drunk look. They leave (to another room? keep fukkin in the hallway?) whatever. My homie takes his PAAG to the balcony and fukks her there. I get into my PAAG (I remember asking her "they weren't just fukkin on this bed right?" cuz it was 2 queens and they were both a mess).
Busted a fat nut off some strange and she fell asleep. Homie and his PAAG come in from the balcony and she's all "WTF?" I Kanye shrugged, peaced out, and headed back to the club. We closed the place down and got back home at damn near 6 am.
Didn't get her number, never saw or spoke to her again. They were in town on one mission and one mission only and I happily obliged. Remember, it doesn't count if it's not your zip code. Or your city. Or your state. Or your time zone. I never went back to that club either. What could top a night like that?
It’s my first date in over a year. We back baby.
