Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[O³ (O cubed)]

It’s all good bruh she shot me down lol. But I fw poly women fasho. I’m a nerd so I like to learn about peoples cultures. The women be attractive, and usually are down to teach you shyt so it’s a win win situation for me. And there are slim polys out and about. I see some Tongan females slim, fine, and brown skinned with curly ass hair Imma toss you some rep because nikkas usually look at me crazy when I mention Samoan females. Only us real nikkas see the beauty within polynesian women

Better her knowing that you were interested than not.

 

[SAINT]

yall hit the bar solo? i live near a uni and im thinking about pulling up by myself friday night

 

[George Gooney]

yall hit the bar solo? i live near a uni and im thinking about pulling up by myself friday night

All the time. Chill by the bar with a drink and don't look like you're lonely(head on a swivel examining the room and shyt). Somebody gon come up and start a convo with you.

 

[VertigoKnight]

Took a while for me to learn to never ever ever ever send women long paragraph texts. Feels like I reverted these past few years trying to be a good dude

Just had flashbacks of when I would send a chick I was emotionally heavy with long ass text messages.

We met back up last year and she was like it was too much. Like I was writing essays to her.



Never again.

 

[SAINT]

Just had flashbacks of when I would send a chick I was emotionally heavy with long ass text messages.

We met back up last year and she was like it was too much. Like I was writing essays to her.



Never again.

happy to see im not the only one who admits to this . I promise you every time i became invested in a girl or fukked up I would try making things right by sending a long text trying to win them back, it backfired every single time.

 

[Ahadi]

Always fall back. Never write essays.

 

[DaRealness]

I've also learned it's never a good idea to send long and/or numerous messages. I cringe about it now looking back.

I barely even include emojis like that and when I do it's none of those hearts or kissy kissy ones either lol.

 

[VertigoKnight]

happy to see im not the only one who admits to this . I promise you every time i became invested in a girl or fukked up I would try making things right by sending a long text trying to win them back, it backfired every single time.

When a man can admit to those L's his learning and progressing.

 

[jay83]

Lol. Speaking of texting paragraphs. Some years back I remember meeting up with a flight attendant. She was cute as hell. Well put together. It’s liked we both liked the same stuff. No matter what topic many of our views aligned. Even hobbies as well. I was telling her about how I like going to the casino and she was like “ oh me too I like to play craps and blackjack”. I was damn most women don’t go or if they do go just get on the slots.

we talked for two hours at the bar and i walked her back home but since she was still in training she had to be at her hotel by 1130 or some something like that. So I walked back to my place with a big ass koolaid grin cause I met a chick who looked good and we vibed hard. My dumbass wrote like a 5 paragraph essay damn near works cited talking about how I enjoyed the night and blah blah blah. She texted me like hey um, I don’t know if we should keep seeing each other. Literally all I had to do was text and say “I enjoyed the night and see you again”.

But you live and you learn.

 

[SuavePrince]

Always fall back. Never write essays.

Soo true. Hmm

 

[Ahadi]

Random theory. Ever feel like you got a slight increase in women checking you out once Obama was in office?

 

[FLATOP]

Text your girl "I need some p*ssy" right now

If they dont say "Ok come by at X&Y"

THEN YOU fukkING LOST

Edit:
Or if you live together, "Ok I got you tonight"

 

[Travelnomad]

My Jamaican joint been ordering me Uber eats every day for brunch .
Best believe I be bringing my A game when ever she come through .

 

[SATAN]

So a female friend of mine showed up at my house unexpected. Native girl, butterface. Face is a 4 but body's a 10.

She immediately runs to me and hugs me.

Me in my mind:

Her:

Me: What's wrong?

Her: I messed things up with my boyfriend!

Me in my mind:

Me: What did you do?

Her: Before I met my boyfriend, I had unprotected sex with my ex before we broke up.

Me: And?

Her: I've been having unprotected sex with my boyfriend since then

Me: I see

Her: He's mad because I didn't tell him sooner.

Me: You guys got tested before fukking, right?

Her: No

Me in my mind:

Me: You and your ex got tested before fukking?

Her: No

Me in my mind:

Me: You've been on birth control at least, right?

Her: No

Me in my mind:

Her: I don't know if I have something! And I don't know if I'm pregnant or not




BRUHHHHH

Always get tested and wrap it up, yall got damn WTF

 

[DJSmooth]

Lol. Speaking of texting paragraphs. Some years back I remember meeting up with a flight attendant. She was cute as hell. Well put together. It’s liked we both liked the same stuff. No matter what topic many of our views aligned. Even hobbies as well. I was telling her about how I like going to the casino and she was like “ oh me too I like to play craps and blackjack”. I was damn most women don’t go or if they do go just get on the slots.

we talked for two hours at the bar and i walked her back home but since she was still in training she had to be at her hotel by 1130 or some something like that. So I walked back to my place with a big ass koolaid grin cause I met a chick who looked good and we vibed hard. My dumbass wrote like a 5 paragraph essay damn near works cited talking about how I enjoyed the night and blah blah blah. She texted me like hey um, I don’t know if we should keep seeing each other. Literally all I had to do was text and say “I enjoyed the night and see you again”.

But you live and you learn.

Women want to view the man as the prize. I don't care what any chick says if she think you like her more than she likes you then you've lost the game.