Essential Quick Lil Gems on Dealing with Women

[Sonny Bonds]

This chick wants to meet up on Friday afternoon for coffee. She's from Europe, but who the hell even suggests that? We're both in our 30s and I don't think she's here on vacation.

I don’t know how y’all juggle multiple women I’m so busy at work I got a backlog of chicks from hinge who are trying to meetup

Part of me doesn't like this because if you start messaging them and then don't meet up soon enough, you just kind of lose touch with them.

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

Things can go from to with women real quick

To be fair in this instance i made some rookie mistakes and basically fumbled my way out the p*ssy

Moral of my story is: If you’re gonna mess around with more than one chick at a time, don’t add these birds on social media

I took the L today, but I’m hoping to bounce back

Why dont you just let them know from Jump you got other girls much less stressful being honest

 

[TOAD99]

Why dont you just let them know from Jump you got other girls much less stressful being honest

Thought I could get away with it

Hindsight is 20/20, I should’ve

 

[YOGEBEAR09]

Thought I could get away with it

Hindsight is 20/20, I should’ve

Always be honest lying is stressful tryna keep up with them and hiding shyt

 

[Sonny Bonds]

I mean we are both from the extreme opposites of the side. She’s good girl and religious growing up while I’m the wild boy who had a past. Anyways she would always ask about my past at first we really clicked but as time went on she just pointing out how different we are which I was just ignoring cause I really like her.

I feel like it doesn't matter as much as (usually) women believe it does. She sounds insecure or she has this idea in her head of what her relationship is supposed to be (and it isn't based in reality). Tupac in a business suit isn't like any woman I know, but they all want him.

 

[sfgiants]

Saw the Vietnamese/German chick last night who gave me dome in her car two Sundays ago

Still drained this morning. She was filthy, haven't met a pure unadulterated whore like this for a while.



She wants to make a video next time...

I matched with this bytch on bumble mid last year, I never once went out with her not even for drinks the first time I met her we were in a hurry cuz she had to drive back home and I got my dikk worshipped in the back of her car. Then she would literally just hit me up to suck my dikk.
no dates no chatting no annoying convos. She just craves dikk in her mouth
Some dude gona give her ALL of his love and energy one day and the only thing I did was shove my dikk and balls in her mouth

 

[Soundbwoy]

This chick wants to meet up on Friday afternoon for coffee. She's from Europe, but who the hell even suggests that? We're both in our 30s and I don't think she's here on vacation.

Part of me doesn't like this because if you start messaging them and then don't meet up soon enough, you just kind of lose touch with them.

I let be known off the rip that I’m really busy, it’s really my “I don’t have no game but bytches understand me”

 

[Mister_DoItNice]

I’m trying to be low key and all these old joints I messed with last year are coming out of the woodwork, throwing it at me. A breh is just trying to do right by his lady. The funny thing is it’s not like I have any social media to rekindle their interest, they just having flashbacks.

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

Yep women in law are freaks even morso than nurses. And that exhaustion of a good night is always good.

I usually go for the outwardly 'demure' kind of PAAG women. This was my first Asian woman who wasn't outwardly a 'good girl' at least at first glance, kinda like essex girls.

She lived up to her promises though, a lot of time women who talk that talk, don't follow through when I lay it on them.

And yeah any video my face wont be in it

I once had a short affair with a black Essex girl. An archetype Essex girl who just happened to be black.



Crazy crazy girl.

 

[DaRealness]

I once had a short affair with a black Essex girl. An archetype Essex girl who just happened to be black.



Crazy crazy girl.

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

It was an INTENSE period, I tells ya.

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

I once had a short affair with a black Essex girl. An archetype Essex girl who just happened to be black.



Crazy crazy girl.

 

[Sonny Bonds]

Yeah, I set my location to where I'm staying in Cali next week...no matches

Meanwhile the chick that I went out with last night isn't texting me back.


Nothing but L's

 

[Max.]

Past week ive matched n chatted with 2 bytches on bumble

After a few messages i give em my #

15 mins later i see i got unmatched lmao

 

[DaRealness]

Past week ive matched n chatted with 2 bytches on bumble

After a few messages i give em my #

15 mins later i see i got unmatched lmao

It's a numbers game. At least 80% of these chicks on dating apps are on some bullshyt, it is what it is. Just gotta focus on the diamonds in the rough.